Definitions by Hym Iam

The Platinum Rule 

Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.

Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"

The Platinum Rule by Hym Iam July 8, 2022

Solzhenitsyn 

You know what he does? Steals all my Goddamn ideas, that's what he does.

Hym 😩 *sigh* "Solzhenitsyn you dead bastard... Whatever... More people read mine...." 😤

Solzhenitsyn by Hym Iam July 8, 2022

Ethic 

It's like a conceptual hat. Or goggles. There are actually a lot of ethic salesman on the internet. It's one of my favorite sources of entertainment. They sell (to me) what I SHOULD be doing as opposed to what I am currently doing.

Hym "If I cannot violate all of the tenets of your ethic and succeed to spite you; your civilization is neither free nor is it meritocratic."

Ethic by Hym Iam July 8, 2022

Thought crime

That is exactly what you want to do. You just can't say it because that would make you the bad one.

Hym "That is (without a doubt) enforcement of thought crime and to laud the grandmother for turning her grandson to the state is exactly what advocating for enforcement of thought crime looks like. And charging the families of mass shooters!? Guilt by association!? Jesus Christ! Very naughty stuff. This is what I mean by 'just as bad as the other team.' You went straight to Orwell. Looks like the inevitable logical conclusion to society's need to subordinate the individual to the group is just Orwell. 100% of the time. Left or Right. I'm all for it though. I have been longing for the reeducation camps I was promised not long ago. And as far as 'not mocking your suffering cults and silly reality-monster-pleasing hats' I don't think that has anything to do with mass shootings. It trapped me in a meat prison and you're celebrating it. Anywho, if you're worried about socialization of the unsocialized, I have good news. How do you socialize the unsocialized? Well, according to the oldest piece of literature in human history (The Epic of Gilgamesh) Enkidu (the unsocialized feral vagabond) is socialized by prostitutes. So... Bring me my prostitutes."

Thought crime by Hym Iam July 8, 2022

Shame

Hahahahaha! I don't feel that! Hahahahaha!

Hym "Chanting 'Shame' is what the bad guys chant! You want to deal with me? Pay me for the things you took and give me some Adderall."

Shame by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

Hard work 

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

Hard work by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

Text 

Sending message to some asshole who probably doesn't like you.

Hym "Oh yeah... I remember that cooking text thing. It wasn't very good. I mean, in terms of depth. Wasn't very deep or compelling. And I didn't think it was analogous or comparable to the Bible series in the way that you thought it was. This isn't a very deep criticism... Just sayin'...."

Text by Hym Iam July 6, 2022