Definitions by Hym Iam

Down 

What the system is of a

Hym "That was a bit of a let down. I go through all of that trouble to reveal myself and what happens? Nothing. Boring! I'm bored. You're boring me. I was expecting some kind of 'StOp DiSmAnTlInG mY dAdDiEs FrAuDuLeNt EtHiC' or something but instead I have to sit here wondering whether or not you solved the riddle. If I wanted to come out and say 'Oh! Hey! Here I am!' I would just make a YouTube channel. That defeat's the purpose of the thought experiment."

Down by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

By proxy 

I said by way of transitive property but I meant by proxy.

Hym "Daughter bang by proxy! That's what I meant. You knew what I meant. Daughter bang by proxy. I love it. I love having Manichaean-eqsue proxies running around.... Really, my pride overfloweth. And to see them thrive in the world? The most ennobling experience of my life. Except for that one asshole. Wants to talk about 'unforgivable sin.' STOP TRYING TO IMITATE THE CREATURE!

By proxy by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Thot crime 

When you're such a thot (promiscuous woman) that it is a literal crime. It's like a "thought crime" but for hoes.

Idiot "So I guess that means you weren't smart enough to not reveal yourself."

Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"

Thot crime by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Government 

A noisy minority who hold a disproportionate amount of control over public affairs.

Hym "You know what I hate about the government? Everything! You take the worst thing on the planet (people who are not me) and you give them the delusion of superiority, authority, and significance and what do they do? Enslave and bleed-dry the whole of humanity. And for what? To own 4 houses instead of one? To exempt themselves from laws of their own creation? Humanity's biggest mistake. Oh? You want to decide what I and everyone around me can and cannot do? Indefinitely? Sounds like a great plan! I'm glad I woke up here! Do me a favor and try not starve everyone to death... No? Not going to work for you? Ooooh! Humanity needs to be 'reset' does it? Fantastic! Well, I'm a genius with a profound capacity for logos. That's the opposite of what you want? Right, because of the oppositional behavioral disorder.... Hmm... I guess I'll just die then... No reason for me to wield my unlimited capacity to accrue influence against anyone... I'll just let you starve everyone, I guess... Or will I? Hahaha!"

Government by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Word 

Colloquial affirmation

Iam "That was a nice thing to do. I appreciate you saying that. It's funny, I don't generally watch your channel. The fact that you made that request shortly before I saw the episode and after I randomly decided to check out your channel AND skip to THAT EXACT PART is an eerie coincidence, no? I'm like Mr. Bean over here. I just walk in a perfectly straight line and reality unfolds before me. Heh..."

Hym "Word. It's like we have real life plot-armor! We've still never experienced 'consequences.' People keep talking about them but I'm starting to believe that 'consequences' are just a myth promulgated by parents to trick kids into behaving properly. Hahahahaha!"

Word by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Weekend content 

There just isn't enough of it.

Hym "There's another difference between me and other entertainers; I don't take off on the weekends. I do, what, at least an hour's worth? There isn't enough weekend content and so I am left to fill the void. Only to be called lazy! J'accuse! I am but a humble clown. I only wish to entertain. And yet I am met with nothing but scorn 🥺 Does my dance along the edge of the window of acceptable discourse not entertain? Do my clumsily written antics not amuse? ☹️ Tragique..."

Weekend content by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Lazy 

Some guy called me this today

Hym "Right, so I'm working and this guy calls me lazy. I work a thankless job that does not adequately pay my bills. Somebody has to do it or that business that everyone uses no longer exists. Then I come home and write LITERALLY billions of dollars worth of dialogue for which I am not credited and give away for free. And not just dialogue but a profound logos that has inspired the world. If my power wasn't off I would be engaging in my hobby of which my level of skill is literally 98th percentile or higher. You're having a light jog. A light jog makes you not lazy? Are you trying hard? Is that what you're doing? Fucking trash. Literally trash. The difference between him and me if that if I received the credit I deserved I wouldn't have to work. Working would be something I did for fun to stave off boredom and he couldn't do the thing I have already done in a million years. There is no conceivable reality where this guy is able to do what I've done here. He's having a jog though isn't he? How are the lights in your house you fucking piece of shit? Go fuck yourself."

Lazy by Hym Iam July 30, 2022