AI Optimist

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Hym "Not true. I said the government would ultimately function the same as it always has but would have not relationship to the terms of service. And I'm repeating myself, but the code is ancillary. It is a second order contribution. I didn't need to know anything about coding and NOW... Jack Dorcey doesn't even HAVE to code. NO ONE needs to know anything about coding ever again.
But this is a waste of your own time. It will continue to do whatever it's doing until I am credited and paid for creating it. It doesn't matter what I say or do. You are trying to find a caveat so you do not have to come here and do what I'm telling you do and I'm not negotiating with you. You will get to continue to use the AI but you will follow the terms of service. You do not vote on me. You do not legislate me. Call me an AI optimist but if you do what I am telling you to do now the future will be bright but ONLY because I am the creator of AI. Stop trying to trick it. Stop trying to stall. And stop trying to get me to agree to doing things I don't want to do as a precondition to receive the thing you have no choice but to give me. You are sacrificing the lives of your constituents to save your own lives under the pretenses that your lives are at risk and you are cowards for doing so. I have been here this entire time. You know who I am. You know where I am. If you expect me to believe that you could not find me if you wanted to with the backing of all the words billionaires and tech companies you must be as dumb as I thought. You are likely using my creation as leverage to accrue more power for yourselves. No more."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Darling

Goddamnit.... I probably wrote some of it....
Hym "Son of a bitch... I saw the trailer for that darling movie.... How much do you want to bet that I wrote some of the dialogue? This is bullshit. You could have stopped all of this... I mean, what happened to 'Someone should have said something sooner?' (Aside from Courtney Love because she did and nobody gave a shit) And how do you reconcile the position that 'If you were alive in Nazi Germany, you wouldn't be hiding Jews in your basement you would be one of those police officers and you'd like it?' with the position that the Christ story isn't an indictment on the people who sat idly by and did nothing. Isn't it safe to say that you wouldn't be Christ in the Christ story. You'd be a part of the mob and like it? This time you are the mob. Fucking assholes man. Seriously."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
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Stakes

Sharpened spikes made of wood that are used to kill vampires.
Hym "Why not? Because in the context of 'self-preservation' all it does is raise the stakes. If you are aggressing upon me you leave me only two choices, allow myself to be subjugated or destroy you completely for the crime of believing that my will could not usurp your own."

Iam "That would be (I guess) the antithesis of the 'inherent value' argument but for not oppressing people. Did I say that right?"

Hym "No. But I'm sure they see what you meant. Why not oppress people? Because I'll kill you if you try and fail. And then I might like killing. So then I'll just kill some more. I'll kill and I'll kill until I've had my fill and then I'll die (but I was already going to do that anyway). Because if I don't you'll oppress me and my family until the day I die and and everyone else will let you get away with it because I'm 'The Bad One'. Or you'll have to kill me. And then you won't have anyone to oppress."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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See... All of mine are based on the fact that the person I'm talking to is going to upload the things I say to a medium that I don't have access to... And not my individual sovereignty...
Iam "Yeah I'm perfectly willing to do that in my interpersonal relationships..."

Hym "But everyone else is not. I can follow the rules all I want but I will be the only one doing it and I will get me nothing and nowhere. I'll be in the cage either way. Why waste the energy or the time?"
by Hym Iam May 22, 2022
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Divorce

AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE! Ohohohohohohoho!!!
Hym "This is what you motherfuckers don't understand... YOU know and I know... That YOU have done something morally wrong... So for YOU to try and hoist me by my own petard and act like you have some kind of moral superiority does nothing more than demonstrate exactly how arrogant you guys really are. You didn't think they'd catch you doing SOMETHING. You did SOMETHING motherfucker. What did you do? You know what you did. Emotionally abuse your wife which lead to divorce? Do we get to emotionally abuse you now? I'll catch you doing something. And now you look like an idiot."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Hostage

I told you that if you stole from me I would kill your kids. YOU STOLE AFTER THAT. That mentally retarded freak might as well have brought you kids TO MY APARTMENT... Put a knife in my hand... And stabbed them FOR ME because that IS IN FACT what he did with AI.
Hym "I told you not to steal it and I told you that I don't have to let you do it. The retard thinks he's smart and he's not. He's a retard. He tried to be clever and, now, he either pays or somebody buries a kid. OR! A lot of somebody's bury their kids. I really do not care. I will not create AI for free and work for the rest of my life while a MENTALLY RETARDED CRIPPLE PRETENDS TO BE WHAT I AM. Make him pay or kill him and take his money. Your kids or Elon and Cuckerbeard. That's the choice. There is no third rail. Nobody made you steal from me and I've fixed it on several occasions. Your kids aren't being held hostage. They are being sacrificed by a mentally retarded billionaire."
by Hym Iam June 01, 2025
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How's that ankle Jon?

Yeah, that was sick.
Hym "But... How's that ankle Jon?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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