Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "That Islam was my favorite (in theory) and in the context of their rituals (Pilgrimage and praying 5 times a day). It's something I enjoy in a scholarly sense. Humans aren't good at being consistent (in thought or action) so you'll have to forgive me.
by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
Get the Favorite (in theory)mug. 
Hym "Hey, I can say it too. I win. You lose. You see how meaningless it is? How many Jews kids did you get killed trying and failing to stop me? Where'd Candy go? Where's your doppelganger? You don't care about any of the thing you pretend to care about. All of the justification for doing what you're doing here is the things you care about. It's not about your kids. Your entire life is being extra special businessman and you are objectively worse then a fat stoner loser who didn't even have to try. No amount of Jew loans and lying to your kids is going to undo that."
by Hym Iam March 5, 2025
Get the Winmug. GUUGH! UGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THIS!? WHY AREN'T THEY OUT OF BUSINESS!? IT'S LIKE CARBONATED PRUNE JUICE-DIARRHEA! AACK!!
Iam "Here try this."
Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"
Iam "Kombucha."
Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"
Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."
Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"
Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."
Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"
Iam "Kombucha."
Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"
Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."
Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"
Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
Get the Kombuchamug. IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.
Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Next Summermug. Yes.
Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
Get the The opposite of CHILD MURDERmug. I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the Pedophilicmug.