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Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the Uploading a mind virus mug.Hym "Wouldn't it be funny if every time liberals got into office we tanked the economy and blamed it on them? Heh... We could probably be pretty subtle about it and just tank it every time we lose and then hold 'a good economy' hostage so we can maintain the status quo. LIKE WE DO WITH OUR RELIGION! It'd be, like, the same exact thing except for politics!"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the Tanked the economy mug.Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse mug.And what percentage of women have approached men and what are the attributes of those men? Be specific.
Hym "And don't try to use me as an example you know that shit doesn't count. So, 50% of men haven't approached a woman and what percentage of women have approached a man? I know they generally don't do it but they do it sometimes. How often and what are the attributes? Who are the initiating sex with? What are their attributes? I asked these questions years ago and you're dodging them like a.... Oh shit I cant think of one.... Uuuuuuuuuh shit... Like aaaaaaaa... Nevermind. You're dodging the question!"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the 50% of men mug.I take full credit for that, by the way. BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! And a genius!... And a bomb... Also a bomb technically...
Hym "Hey, look at that! Odd time for a ceasefire that nobody thought was going to happen but whatever... I'm sure that's ENTIRELY coincidental."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the Ceasefire mug.Hym "He's right! You can't be the best. I am already that... Forever... And even if I had never existed... The fact that I COULD HAVE theoretically exist and would have been better means that I'm still theoretically better than you would be in my absence... So, Yeah... Both physically and theoretically impossible."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the You can't be the best mug.Hym "If I'm commenting on something, I'm commenting on the parts a have read or have heard about. If what I'm saying is concordant with objective reality, then I am correct. End of discussion, faggot. It doesn't matter WHICH religion I'm speaking about. You're extra-crispy in all three. Don't speak to me about not speaking about things... Bitch... And FURTHERMORE, I'm like a wildly accredited academic with, like, a bunch of citations and am the greatest writer since Shakespeare."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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