Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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A Cage

Where whores belongs.
The whore fucked a 14 and a 15 year old and now she's in a cage. Where she belongs.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
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Obsessed

And, hey, at least be a little fair! Aight?
Hym "I'm a lot less obsessed than some of these other weirdos, alright? I got other stuff going on, yeah? We're doing our own thing. It's not very lucrative but we are 👌deeply engrained👌in the global culture. Undeniably so. So you just calm down with your little ass."

Iam "You gotta stop..."

Hym "What!? They care so much about 'relativity' until I end up being relatively better than everyone. Damn. Cut a motherfucker some slack."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
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Embryos

Ahahahaha! Aha! Aha! Aaaahahahahaha! If only you guys were better at politics right? If only you guys were better people or something right? It wouldn't be happening to you! Aha! You should try getting better at talking to politicians. Right? Ahahahahaha!
Hym "Embryos are people now? Like... The frozen ones? The ones that are outside of the women you put em in so they can get pregnant! Ha! Hahaha! That's hilarious!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?
Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"
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Maelle

"HAAAAAAAA!!!" ~ Maelle
Hym "You know, the irony of having the best voice actor in the game play somone who is canonically mute isn't lost on me... But I just finished Clair Obscur. It is brilliant. I choose to fight as Verso in the final Maelle vs Verso fight to decide the fate of the canvas. But this is the first RPG I can recall that I have played to completion in one sitting. It is truly profound."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
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Premise

How about I steal the premise of someone else's shit, sell it, and watch everyone come to their defense?
Hym "I wouldn't get away with the shit these motherfuckers are doing you know that right? You just wouldn't let me. You'll let him. Not me. And that's all it is. I've said it before and I'll say it again: You just think that if you were in my position you would handle it better than I am. Wrong. You would go to do whatever you think you would do that I'm not and everyone would just pretend it isn't happening. You'd have no recourse and everyone would still be using the shit they claim to hate. It isn't that it isn't compelling or worth money it's that you with ONLY pay someone OTHER THAN YOU for the same EXACT product. I'll buy a Tesla (so long as Elon Musk doesn't profit from it). I'll promulgate the idea (so long as the guy I'm quoting doesn't get credit). How would that not prove myself right? Steal the premise of someone else's shit and watch the mob go to the guy I stole it from and demand that they get what they deserve."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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