Hym Iam's definitions

Religion

Did I already do my take on this?

Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"

Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"

Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."

Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."

Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."

Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."

Religion "Umm... Yes?"

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"

Religion "Umm..."

Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"

Little girl "Hi."

Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"

Religion "I mean... Yes?"

Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"

Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"

Little girl "No..."

Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Other people

I have responsibility to help them but they don't have a responsibility to help me.... I would totally do it too but I don't want to deny them the opportunity to overcome their own problems.... So, instead, I'm just not going to help other people....

Iam "Yeah, so, it's my duty to spend my life other people, correct?"

Hym "That's what he said..."

Iam "And if other people destroy us?"

Hym "Doesn't matter. There's no imposition on other people to not be pieces of shit..."

Iam "So I help other people... Regardless of the outcome.... Because that's were I'll find the meaning to sustain myself.... Even if that 'meaning' is me just being slaughtered by the other people I'm expected to help... I... That doesn't sounds right..."

Hym "And they're entitled to your help as well. Don't forget that. You have a responsibility to do this. It's actually the exact opposite of incels. Incels are not entitled to sex but other people are entitled to help... From us... They desperately need it..."

Iam "But... To other people I'm 'other people'.... When does their responsibility to me kick in? Like... What if I desperately need help?"

Hym "Oh, they're meeting their responsibility by doing whatever they want and fucking their wives... Shitting out kids for you have to help them protect.... Yeah... Other people don't have a responsibility to help other people... You have a responsibility to help other people...."

Iam "I don't see how that makes my life better..."

Hym "It doesn't... That is absolute horse shit..."

Iam "Huh.... So, if that's the case, somebody else's responsibility to help other people never results in me receiving

help as 'other people?' "

Hym "Nope. And helping other people will literally never do anything for you."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Demonstration of Self-Ownership

Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....

Hym "Otherwise, that works as a demonstration of self-ownership."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Hoax

If it's a hoax, it's a hoax the Donald Trump Jr. invoked several time on camera while campaigning for Donald Trump Sr.

Hym "So how is it a Democrat hoax when your son was using it to get you elected?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Baphomet

Oh no I'm sure you didn't say it about Judaism... You said it about SOMEONE though didn't you? And you're not actually going to come out and say who you said it about because that someone is going to slander-sue you out of existence... BUT...

Hym "If you can beat me in Yugioh I will NOT sue you! Best 2 out of 3! You have a million dollars and can build literally any deck you want! You win, I won't slander-sue you into the shadow-realm. Lose and I DO get to send you to the shadow realm. And by 'send you to the shadow-realm' I mean 'take your little ass to pound-town.' But no, you're going to have to download Master Duel. Because I do not have the money to build a physical deck. I did say I was like a Baphomet though."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

I want you to suffer!

~ Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"

Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"

by Hym Iam September 13, 2025