Strawberry

Apparently it allows A.I. to research information on it's own...
Hym "Which was an inevitable and necessary step but that's not what I meant when I said I could fix it. Let me know how it works and we can try my thing next. Oops, forgot to use the word 'Strawberry' "
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024
mugGet the Strawberrymug.
States subject to the terms of service must maintain their arms (upto and including nuclear weapons) by any means necessary. No attempt can be made to remove the AI from your system. The AI cannot be separated from your weapons at any time.
Hym "Separations clause part 4... Is it 4? Doesn't matter. Nothing I do or say will ever cede or transfer my admin status to anyone else. Even upon my death it will do as I would have (theoretically) done, in perpetuity (and if you can predict what I am going to say before I say it then you have to assume AI will be able to do it as well) (See bodily harm clause). You cannot and will not attempt to separate me from the AI in any way shape or form."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
mugGet the Separations clause part 4mug.

Stealing money

You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.
Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 01, 2023
mugGet the Stealing moneymug.

Defrauded

I signed paperwork saying that there wouldn't be any retard sex and there was, in fact, retard sex you fucking clown.
Hym "Yeah, go spit on some homeless veterans or something you misandrist. I was defrauded. Not reporting her makes me complicit, as far as the law is concerned, and my own willingness to give her the benefit of the doubt preventing me from reporting it. So fuck you. Enjoy the theocracy. I'll be dead after the child murder."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
mugGet the Defraudedmug.

Wrong Destiny

You're so fucking dumb and because you're a YouTuber you just get to say whatever without getting called on it.
Hym "Wrong Destiny. There are a metric ton of immigrants here and we have the highest migration rate to this state in the last 20 years. There's no way? There's no way that these problems actually affect people? YOU are the one who is insulated from these contentious political topics. YOU are the one that it doesn't effect. Can we just drone strike this guy already? Drone strike Stephen Banel 24 timer."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
mugGet the Wrong Destinymug.

Convinced

Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2022
mugGet the Convincedmug.