Knife guy

YoU'rE nOt A kNiFe GuY! YoU'rE nOt A kNiFe GuY yOu'Re A lOsEr!!!
Hym "Hahahahaha! Second time in 3 days huh? Knife guy for the win! See!? I told everyone! I told everybody! Knives! Own them! Buy them! Stab the dog shit of of those who accost you (physically and NOT conceptually)!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! Stop trying to mug people! You will be stabbed! 🔪🔪🔪 Ee-Ee! Ee-Ee!! Hahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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Replacement level

I had to fix it thrice! "Uuuuh... Why is Hilter black guys? Derrrrrr"
Hym "Ha! Yeah. Replacement level."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Luke Rockhold Shit

Dropping you hand after throwing a jab from southpaw and getting fed left hooks repeatedly.
Hym "Joe says that Izzy should have won that fight but he's full of shit because Izzy was doing that Luke Rockhold Shit. He'd switch into southpaw, throw a jab, eat a left hook over and over again. That's exactly how Bisping beat Rockhold. Landed more significant strikes for that reason. The solution to that Luke Rockhold Shit is stepping outside of the lead left (from southpaw) and throwing a hook of your own because in the southpaw matchup the person whose foot is on the outside has the cleaner shot (according to a boxing analyst). Joe know more about fighting than I do but he's wrong and I'm right. And the judges agree with me."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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A guy

But not just a guy
Iam "You have to remember... I'm not just a guy... I'm a TYPE of guy. I have qualities and do things that aren't unique to me. A type of guy. Is it the type that you speak about in a derogatory manor without even thinking about it? A type of guy. Maybe I do a thing you don't like. Think a thought. Say some words. You have probably had something to say about the type of guy that I am and here is where you would find my response."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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NPC theory

Wow! That is a long ass article that says absolutely nothing. And you got paid for that. In it they basically say that 'NPC theory doesn't address how complicated the mind is and nudging and priming have replication issues in studies.' That's it. It wasn't a theory. It was a simile used to describe protesters (specifically) who have an absolute sophisticated understanding of topics that is fed to them from the top down and denotes how they do little more than run that script when the are speaking on those topics.
Hym "And 'Main Character Syndrome' is just more evidence that you idiots are treating propositions as though it's newton's first law and that for every proposition there is and equally true opposite position. But Main Character Syndrome isn't a thing. It relates to the soft solipsism that I always talk about but BOTH NPC theory AND Main Character Syndrome are blatant misrepresentations of what I actually said. I also wrote a Theory of Mind that was later used to create AI. So, lie of ommission. Reductio ad absurdum. And as far as the priming and nudging... I know EXACTLY what it's going to do in my case."
by Hym Iam January 04, 2025
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The Creature

Hym "And if you ARE the creature I'm going to kill you."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Reverse Cowgirl

Hahaha! No shit really!? Wow! That's hilarious! I shouldn't laugh but if it's one of the guys I'm thing of it's extra hilarious!
Hym "Hahaha! I shouldn't laugh about the reverse cowgirl weiner breaking BUUUUUT I has a woman laugh hysterically at the shear size of my dick so.... Hahaha! You stupid fucking bitch! I told you that you didn't know what you were doing! And I knew that you didn't know that because I'm smart and you're dumb! Hahahahaha! Aha! Hahahahahaha! Can't break my weiner! Hahaha! I'm sorry! I'll stop. That is fucking tragic! HooooooMAN! WHY IS REALITY A THING!? IT'S SO DUMB! EVERYTHING IS STUPID!"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
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