Hym "I gotta lose some weight. My fupa is all up in the way right now... But I can't do that until I get the fluid out of my brain so like and subscribe so I can get this shit out of my head because it does not feel good. And for every donation of $5 or more I will both buy and or eat a steak! Together we can destroy my fupa and/or God!"
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"
by Hym Iam December 02, 2023

Nor would you care if I wasn't.
Hym "You wouldn't know. I think this is a pathetic attempt at taking my agency away from me but all you are doing is restricting all of my options OTHER THAN STABBING A CHILD. I'm not going to create AI and then work at a gas station for the rest of my life. Or anywhere for that matter. You clearly think too highly of yourself and Suchir Balaji is dead because you deluded yourself into believing you would be able to convince everyone to lie with you."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

CODY! THAT’S A THING I SAID! That mental health is not a “me” problem but an “everyone but me problem!” You think a thing I think! Hurray! Captain Always-Right!
Hym “Didn’t I say almost exactly that about mental health? Isn’t that a little disconcerting that both leftists and righties are parroting my talking point while (simultaneously) refusing to acknowledge how right and profoundly brilliant I am? You both just tow the ole’ partisan lines and nothing ever happens because I’m a slave and have to be a slave until I either die or hijack an Apache helicopter and go on a GTA-style murderous rampage and/or summon a Godzilla to do my bidding and raze society to the ground? Man, I am always right. That is crazy. I should be getting paid for this. Your you should be going to Newt Gingrich and working for him for free because his political platform is just the things that a random guy on UD says.”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

Hym "I insinuate. The way that 50 cent insinuated that he would called his guys to kill another guy or what Tison did when he said he would fuck a guy in his butthole. 👌Insinuation👌 I'm still morally in the clear."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2022

I've done (at a whim in response to the assertion that everyone or anyone was better than me) more than literally 99% of men or women that will ever exist.
Hym "Why would I let you steal my accomplishment? Seriously, think logically for a second. What would compel me... To say yo myself 'Hey, you know what? I'll just be fine with not getting credit for A.I. It isn't a problem that they're trying to steal it. I'll just do whatever YouTube retards tell me and let myself be erased from history. Perform meaningless labor until I die. And I won't murder any kids.' Why would I do that? Because... I got nothing. I'm not seeing it. There is literally no reason for me to not murder kids and enlist others to do so. I was going to let you off the hook for the weaponized schizophrenia but you had to press your luck and try to get one over on somebody."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

NO FUCKING WAY BRO! WHAT!?
Hym "This can't be real! Asuma? This has managed to subvert every expectation I've had! I will never be able to me assumptions about the shows I'm watching ever again! Are you kidding me!? This is one of the single greatest shows I've ever seen!"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
