Definitions by Hym Iam

Judge 

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!

Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."

Judge by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

White privilege 

BUT WHAT CAN A WHITE PERSON DO THAT A BLACK PERSON CAN'T DO!?!?!?

Hym "ASSOCIATE WITH RACISTS YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT! And if all the WHITE RACISTS have everything... And the BLACK RACISTS have NOTHING.... THEN being a WHITE RACIST has a DISTINCT competitive advantage that only goes one way. So.... Yah. That's the thing... That they can do... That the other can't.... That's White Privilege."

White privilege by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Itachi 

He paints his nail because that's what the best one does... I THINK.

Hym "I mean.... We all come from Africa though... Like... If you go back far enough. So... If the test doesn't say that then the test is wrong.... Or it doesn't go back far enough. Itachi is the best one though."

Itachi by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Spiders-man 

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman

Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."

Spiders-man by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Evil

Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.

Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"

Retard "I mean I'd decide..."

Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "

Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."

Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"

Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."

Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"

Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."

Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"

Retard "What?"

Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"

Retard "It's MY sandwich!"

Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."

Retard "You're evil!"

Hym "..... And?"

Evil by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Fantasy 

The idea that life should be good for more than 30 of people is a fantasy? Hahahaha!

Hym "That's a fantasy!? Wooooow! Live in a fantasy?"

Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"

Idiot "Well... Um....."

Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."

Fantasy by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Humanity 

The infinite ammo glitch

Hym "The ultimate weapon. It can kill you without even lifting a finger. It's got microbes. It wouldn't even know that it was doing it. Reproduces indefinitely. It's like the infinite ammo glitch. Humanity. Woo!"

Humanity by Hym Iam July 19, 2023