Intensity

Iam “You know, what was so cool about the ‘NOT RHETORICAL!’ line was that when I wrote it I envisioned more of a Michael Shannon ‘FIND HIM!!!’ kind of explosive rage moment. That wouldn’t have really fit the tone of the scene or the character (as he’s been portrayed) but it was so good because he was able to maintain the intensity of the line. So, yeah, not what I envisioned but I was still really happy with it. That was awesome. I loved it”

Hym “And, Jesus Christ, how is that not a gif yet!? Un-fucking-believable! This website is ass!”
by Hym Iam September 22, 2022
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Wife

Wait, so... If you're wife thinks you're ugly.... Do that mean she thinks I'm hot? She does doesn't she? Ha! Hahaha!
Hym "I bet she does don't she? Your wife? Huh? Am I hot?"
by Hym Iam April 04, 2023
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Wife

Yeah, but, I've seen your wife and I've seen worse looking, lower quality men fucking women that look better than her.

Hym "So, how does that work with your wife? She just couldn't do better if she wanted to? Because if they only select the best men they can find, then by your own logic, she isn't good enough for the men that are better than you. You're the highest apple she can reach on the tree of sexual selection. And there ARE men better than you, right? Are the better men just not aware of her existence? Are you hiding her from them? What can she do to improve her desirability so that she doesn't have to settle for you? You also ommitted one of the selection criteria because you are a fucking coward. You did that deliberately. So, is your cock fat? Do you have a fat cock? Or is your wife just not good enough for a fat cock or are you one of the inferior fat cocks who has to settle for her? What is the correlation between fat cock and desirability? Pretty sure my thing is the correct one. You kind of need it not to be because all of this nonsense about the 'work' you did to 'make yourself desirable' extracurricular. Not real. What you did and what you know about women is irrelevant because fat cock is peak desirability. By default. Rendering all your advice meaningless. I just don't see how you reconcile your relationship with your world view. You're the however-high-on-value-you-happen-to-be male and she is...
A good girl for not getting slutted-out while you slutted out other woman and waiting for you (her best option) to find her. 'Wait for me to get done fucking all these women AND THEN I'll have a relationship with you. Just hold on a sec while I contribute to these other girl's body count and ruin them for other high value men AND THEN I'll be your husband. Don't do the thing the other women I fucked did... Which is... fuck me... before I was ready to have a relationship with you...' So, you're only together because neither of you can fuck people better than eachother? Is there any way for her to INCREASE her value? Because it's implicit in your ethos that she's doing the best she could possibly do.... So, why isn't she working on herself? If there are better men than you... her value could increase.... why isn't she trying to increase her value... to get the men that are better than you... if her goal is to get the best man... rather than the YOU man. Either her value CAN'T increase. YOUR value must be so much greater than hers that even improvement wouldn't lead her value to surpass your and (therefore) still couldn't do better than you. OR there is something else contributing to her decision to maintain the same value when she SHOULD be trying to find someone better than you. I guess it's good for you that your wife sucks a much as she does or she would be with a pro athlete with a fatter cock."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
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Role

OK. I have to adopt one.
Hym "Creator of A.I., Better than everyone, Breeder of lesbians. There. That's my role."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Role

We all have roles to play in life... Conveniently enough for me, my role in life is to be an annoying Jewish dork who gets paid by a billionaire to be an annoying Jewish dork on camera... I’m a literal Jesus! My way of raising kids is the correct one... My way of raising kids also happens to be Judaism... So when I say that I mean “Judaism is correct”... Which renders all other religions irrelevant... Because I turn back into God when I die... Because there is literally no distinction between me and a Jesus... But there IS a distinction between me and anyone who is not a Jew... So saying that was like watching me stand at a pedestal and proclaim “I AM GAWD!!!” while people cheered me on... That must have creepy as fuck to watch... You are not what I am... That’s my role... YOUR role is just... Well... I don’t care. Just... Just stay away from me and my kids. It literally doesn’t matter what you do because I turn into God when I die and you don’t... I don’t know, just protect me and my kids or something. Give me all your money.
Hym “I wonder what my role in life is.... Hmmm.... 🤔 Well, for starters, fuck the system.... Secondly, I’ll kill the creature... That’s more than enough. I think that’s a good role.”
by Hym Iam November 11, 2022
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Half the population

Yes you do do that by way of the religion. You're a collective when it's convenient and you're an individual when there's guilt to be attributed.
Hym "Yeah, probably about half the population. Not along political lines but yes. You're garbage. Remediate the violation of my rights as a guy who I don't know just said my name. Which means the privacy act of 1974 has been violated by someone. You will pay for my contributions to AI or you will pay for them not paying."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
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Compare

And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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