Cancel Culture

Ope! See that? See, it's not that the cancel culture is bad and wrong. It's not the top down ideological control by way of the media being used to destroy people lives for trivial things... It's the religious conservatives not being in control of everyones lifes. That's the problem with cancel culture. The REAL problem is that THEY should be doing the canceling.

Hym "But... Matt... You said that the tactics they use are fascistic... You spent years saying that the woke left are the REAL fascists... And now your solution is to... Do the thing that made them fascists? So... You ARE a fascist! A fascist theocrat with a God complex. Nutsworld. This cancel culture is the death of freedom and if you take one thing away from this I want it to be this: On a long enough timeline, what you're doing is going to necessitate violence. You might not even live to see it. But it'll be whoever you indoctrinated to believe what you believe before you die (probably you kids) and the are going to be slaughtered and they are going to deserve it. And I'm going to laugh. It's going to be hilarious to me! Because I will have been right... Again! And being right is my favorite! Ahahahahahahahaha! Even if I'm dead. You'll KNOW that I WOULD HAVE laughed. And that's just as good. It makes my laughter eternal. HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

Revving

And I was having alternator problems fuck-face. That shit cost me like $490!

Hym "But revving the engine would help me charge the battery enough to get to where I was going without dying on the way there. You ever think of that? You ever think that I do shit for a reason and the reason is good? My REASON has shattered the mind-brainz of lesser men!"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024

Iron Dome

Yeah, um... Should have probably invested in the Aegis.

Hym "Did they do the 70/30 thing? To break the Iron dome? Did they use the thing?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Either way

I don't need self-help garbage. No one does.

Hym "Neither. What I am saying is perfectly consistent with objective reality. And either way, if you take a piece of dog-shit and sculpt it into a figurine of a fat guy and then take that figurine and sculpt it into a a musclar man... Does the dog-shit improve? No. So, I don't need to do any of that. I am what I am. You're dog-shit. I created A.I. You espoused nonsense and pretended to have a status."

by Hym Iam February 13, 2024

Rewards

I used to hate rewards programs but this one is alright.

Iam "Yo! Let's go! 9 bucks in my rewards today! Where did that come from? Nice!"

Hym "It's it sad that the only opportunities some people are presented in life are whether or not they want to continue to suffer at the hands of others? The only rewards a timely death?

Iam "What? Yeah... I mean, I guess... Why? That's not like you..."

Hym "WRONG! It's hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Ok... That's what I would expect."

Hym "It was a little forced but, hey, you know what I'm all about"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Woman

No OnE iS gOiNg To ShOw Up On YoUr DoOrStEp AnD gIvE yOu MoNeY!

Hym “Yes, but, only because I’m not a woman. Literally. Instead what will happen is that, because I am a literal genius, I will be wielded against the world. By people against their enemies. For the purpose of their own aggrandizement.”

Iam “This is why I didn’t want to have an affect on the world...”

by Hym Iam November 09, 2022

Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?

Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025