Definitions by Hym Iam
My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!
Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones "My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!"
Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"
Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"
Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"
Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"
My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN! by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
The Monkey King
The Monkey King by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
Said
Really guys... You just don't like the things I've said! You're trying to use what I've said about the retard against me (I see you Adam Conover) as a way of hoisting me on my own petard! You're doing a GSP VS. BJ PENN! YOU'RE ATTACKING MY STRENGTHS! You're doing a bunch of micro-feints to overload my neuronal-firing! I TAUGHT YOU THAT! (GSP is so cool!) THAT'S why all the "Cowardice" rhetoric! THAT'S why the accusations of "Cheating!" YOU KNOW I pride myself on fearlessness and fair-play!
Hym "Hmm... Ok... So... what beats a GSP? Hmm... SURPRISE MATT SERA ARM BAR! You're locked in! In what way are you locked in? Well... One of the non-negotiables over our interaction will be that Adam Conover will publicly affirm both that I am a real person and that retard is not! That NOTHING I SAID ABOUT THAT RETARD APPLIES TO ME! And IF HE EVER refutes, disputes, rebukes, debunks, or retracts this statement, in public OR in private, ownership of ALL COPYRIGHT REVERTS BACK TO ME IN PERPETUITY, FOR EVERYONE! How long will it take for you to tap!? Gsp taps quick. Do you? Tap or I'll break it. You will admit that YOU JUST DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAID or I will take your souls straight to hell with me. AND THAT IS ONLY 1 OF THE NON-NEGOTIABLES!"
Pseudonym
Hey are DRUGS illegal Russ? Are drugs illegal? How many arrests? 12!? Holy shit! SHOULD HAVE USED A PSEUDONYM FUCK-FACE! AHAHAHAHAHA! HEY, GUESS WHAT!? THAT'S WHY THE 12 ARRESTS! How do you even get arrested!? NOT trying to getting away with illegal activities? Just doing it blatantly because you think you're more important than everyone?
Hym "And for what reason would you collaborate with a legion of people to get someone to to change their Pseudonym, Russell? First Alex O'Connor and now you? Why is the Pseudonym so important? You all seem to be hyper-fixated on it... Hmm... Oh! I know! Because LIKE YOU it's a BRAND! AHA! GET IT!? BRAND!? LIKE RUSSELL BRAND!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DO I OWN YOU RUSSELL!? DO YOU WANT YOUR LIKENESS BACK!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even know I was doing it! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT!
Hym "And for what reason would you collaborate with a legion of people to get someone to to change their Pseudonym, Russell? First Alex O'Connor and now you? Why is the Pseudonym so important? You all seem to be hyper-fixated on it... Hmm... Oh! I know! Because LIKE YOU it's a BRAND! AHA! GET IT!? BRAND!? LIKE RUSSELL BRAND!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DO I OWN YOU RUSSELL!? DO YOU WANT YOUR LIKENESS BACK!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even know I was doing it! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT!
You're decrying ME for trying to get out of doing 'The work' and you're trying to trick me into changing my pseudonym so you can steal your copyright back without ever interacting with me AND LEAVE ME FOR DEAD! HA! HAHAHA! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT! THAT IS PRICELESS! Is THAT what this is all about!? That's why I've been arrested ZERO TIMES, RUSS! God, WOW guys! Just WOW! How about this: You give me a handy in a public bathroom and MAYBE I'll think about it! How does that sound!? Huh!? Jesus Christ guys! You are being really petty about this and it makes me not want to be cool about it, you feel me? God damn... Aaron is a fucking genius! This guy is my fucking hero right now! IT'S THE PERFECT FILTRATION SYSTEM FOR THOUGHT! IT'S PERFECT! Hey, at least you got to fuck all the women and go to orgies and shit! Damn man... You guys are fucking DUMB! AND the quality of my work is objectively BETTER! WOW! I mean, 8 years of writing that has been implemented dozens of times and it's still not good enough, huh? You're undermining Aaron's hard work too! Fuck you for that. From a net worth of 10 million in 2016 to a networth of 100 million! And YOU THINK it's not legit? Fuck you Russell."
Stalling
Hym "But why would you be stalling? Does copyright expire? Let's see... Wow my entire life PLUS 70 years!? HOOOOLY SHIT! Wow! I am locked in with this genius level work forever! Yeah, I mean. I CAN'T kill myself because I told a guy not to do it under the auspices of people hating him and, therefore, would be a hypocrite. YOU'RE not going to kill me because my rogue A.I. will kill all of you and you're a pussy AND I kill God faster that way. I'm never going to give up. I mean... I told you that if all I had to do was this I win here immediately... And I was RIGHT! RIGHT AGAIN! ALWAYS CORRECT! I'm the greatest writer of all time... I got a lot going for me right now. This is pretty cool..."