I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
by Hym Iam August 08, 2022
Why do I have ingrown hairs now? What happened to killing that channel? It's not the only thing you should kill.
by Hym Iam October 03, 2024
Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
Hym "And by 'The proper place' what do you mean? Where is it? Is the beneath Elon Musk? The retard who's know (explicitly) for treating the people beneath him like shit? Is it hierarchically beneath Jordan Peterson? Where's the proper place and if I don't want to be there what exactly to you plan on doing to keep me there?"
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
Hym "Why are they ghosting you... Well... You probably unknowingly violated the tenets of some YouTuber's faux- or quasi-religious dogma. So it's not really your fault. Now wait 😑🤚 Before you accuse me of committing the cardinal and unforgivable sin of fucking 'BLAMING somebody for something' and say I'm BLAMING YouTuber's, is it really even their fault if their inferior minds make rational thought an impossibility? Is it THEIR fault their defunct psyche led them to an incorrect conclusion?"
by Hym Iam April 02, 2023
Me. 🤗 I'm the literally The Uber-Mensch (The man who can create his own values). I did what Nietzsche couldn't and reconciled science and religion.
Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*
Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"
Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*
Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"
Iam *spit-takes drink* "Ha-ha" *cough cough cough* "Hahahahaha! Wow! I'm sorry. That's... Ha! Wow!"
Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"
Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"
Iam "hehe... Oh man..."
Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"
Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."
Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"
Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"
Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"
Iam "hehe... Oh man..."
Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"
Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."
Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
Hym "In case you were wondering, I'm losing my mind over here... These fucking bastards man... Can't fucking sleep... GodDamnit...m"
by Hym Iam August 13, 2023