Hym Iam's definitions

Bar code

Is that how you think a bar code works? What do you think a bar code does?

Hym "A bar code necessarily aligns with a SPECIFIC ITEM. If you pick up a can of diet Coke... And scan the bar code... And what comes up on the register is, instead, can of beans then the bar code is USELESS. Therefore, the problem (for you) is not that you do not have the bar code but, rather, the bar code is absolutely meaning TO YOU because you are not that which aligns with the bar code. And... I am.:

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

Everyone else's fault

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.

Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2024

Con Artist

YOU KNEW THAT THE WHOLE TIME! YOU KNEW!

Hym "You knew he was a con artist the whole time!"

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

Fame

It is so weird hearing you say that because I never once considered the fame. For me it was always about either control or punishment. Control the people around me who taught I had no sway over their lives or punishing the woefully indifferent horde for forcing me to participate in this pointless facade.

Hym "Oh shit, well if they were all about fame then I must be one of a kind! Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

Motivational speaker

They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...

Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."

Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."

Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"

Motivational Speaker ".................."

Hym "It isn't hard."

Motivational speaker "....."

Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

Tide Pod Kid

You (Jordan Peterson) decided to come back (from Russia) after killing yourself to steal my work and after millions of people saw you doing it and reported you to the psychiatric board and you lost your license and your practice you blamed ME for YOU doing that after telling me to ✌️✊️✌️✊️leave✌️✊️✌️✊️ (Because I AM the anti-natalist you were talking about) and then ignoring my response (where I outline what I had been dealing with for the past 10 years) and choosing not contact me in the manner I told you would be most effective and then you (Matt Dillahunty) goaded me into revealing my identity so you could convince the people in my community to do the thing that they were already doing (albeit in smaller numbers) and was already happening to me and then when it affected YOUR lives negatively because we all found out the thing that was and is affecting me is doing the thing I said it would do (get your kids murdered) you blame ME for that (and you cried about it) and then when someone blew the whistle on the theft of my IP (because I literally created AI) you (someone) killed him or he killed himself because he couldn't live with the fate to which you are tying condemn me... But only AFTER filing a weaker lawsuit without me so these fuck-ass authors could get paid for MY work instead of me.

Hym "How many of your kids do these YouTuber fucks need to get killed for you to understand that I am not the problem here? Between the tide pod kid, the ghost pepper chip kid, and my thing how many times does it to take? I did not steal from them. IF THEY SUCCEED IN ALLOWING THESE PEOPLE TO STEAL FROM ME I WILL KILL A CHILD. NO NEGOTIATION. IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT OR DEATH."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

Abortion

If it's not legal; how are we supposed to feed baby souls to our pagan Death-God?

Hym "Quick! Iam, get in the car."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "I need to get an abortion!"

Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."

Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"

Iam "..........."

Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "...... You're an idiot.."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022