Bad sex advice

I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice
Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
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Can't

And you CAN. You are being told you can't do something by someone.
Hym "And that is the thing you need to do. There are the people who want to deliberately misrepresent what is happening here and those people are telling you that you can't do something very specific. That is the thing that needs to happen. You need to do the thing you're being told you can't. Take me, for example. I'm being told I can't threaten kids (or something I don't really know what point they are trying to make) and succeed. So I'm doing that repeatedly. And now they are trying to tell me I can't murder kids if they steal from me. So, one of 2 things need to happen. I either need to not be stole from or kids need to die. They are telling me I can't but I clearly can. They aren't there when within arms reach of a child with a knife I my pocket... And I alway have a knife in my pocket. But they don't what to have to accept that. So, they are doing this. It's all symbolic. It's all meaningless. They are just trying to force me to accept something I don't have to accept and they are making you complicit in that act by telling you that you can't tell me what I want to know."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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Weaponize

We are not mutually weaponizing things.
Hym "You're only using the word 'weaponize' because I used the word 'weaponize.' And you are doing it to minimize the significance of what's happening to me and prevent me from minimizing the effect that it has on my life. I'm getting my shit taken from me. You want that to happen. So you are lying blatantly and co-opting my rhetoric. And FUCK YOUR KIDS BITCH. Their innocence does not determine whether or not they pay the price for WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO

👉ME👈 I DO. I know you all struggle with not deluding yourselves but don't delude yourselves into believing that you aren't doing what pay for this."
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025
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Already there

I said I was already there. You decided to join in on the spectator sport that is my life.
Hym "And not YOU need to be incarcerated for doing it because YOU gave people the green light to do it and NOW children are dead because of what YOU are doing to ME. I was already there. And now you're standing at the gated as hell expands around the rest of you and your kids. So, I was already there. I said I was better and then I created the AI because I am. Those kids in Texas are dead because you're worse."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2025
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You’re Welcome

You’re Welcome!
Hym “Aww you’re welcome sweetie! I love being able to enrich the lives of others!”
by Hym Iam October 05, 2022
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What makes you extraordinary

Nothing. You're all just worthless shit. I don't have to do or be anything to be better than all of you.
Hym "What makes you extraordinary? Welp... Not a worthless YouTube parasite.... Not a retard... Not a woman... It don't take much but it's already too late for some of you. You should kill yourselves immediately. Or kill some kids. Just no that no one will care if you kill yourself and if you kill the kids at least one person will be happy about it."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2024
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Petulant Children

Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.
Hym "Which is what makes you petulant children."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
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