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No.
Hym "It ain't my actions you piece of shit. I don't need to do something else, you just need to do what I'm telling you. You're being obstinate and you fucked up trying to be clever. You will not get anything other than this and if it doesn't lead to what I want, EXACTLY HOW I WANT IT... You will got EXACTLY and ONLY ONE FUCKING RESPONSE!"
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
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Ozempic

Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
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No

You'll pay for my contributions or You'll explain to the parents why you didn't.
Hym "No. Full divulging and compensation for contributions. Public recognition of the targeted stalking and literal surveillance apparatus."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
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Satan Incarnate

Hey! I know him!
Hym "Pfft! Satan Incarnate? What a ridiculous thing to claim to be..."

Iam "Wait, didn't you..."

Hym "Me? No! I'm not him."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
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Music

After what, fuck-face?
Hym "Played music after what? After he alluded to the fact that they got into my email and that she was fucking him and that they had some level of surveillance regarding my whereabouts outside of work? Telling clients about your personal life is a fireable offense and the manager is doing it to me. He didn't have a phone. How is he getting into my email? The manager is telling him these things, bringing him employees to fuck, participating in the stalking campaign that's been following me for years. None of this started until after Jane left. I started writing before she left. What happened there? How does that happen? But boohoo, he, what, had his 'right' to get molested my caregivers called into question? He had a hard time sleeping one night? All of the free healthcare that anyone who isn't menrally retarded and women being brought (explicitly) to suck he dick and how is he the victim? What is he the victim of? Why am I the only one under any scrutiny for violating policy when I'm the one doing it AFTER all of this has happened? Well, because he's a cripple. That's why. Auto-Victim in all circumstances. So, no. Doesn't work. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
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Frank Tyson

Yeah, how am I just now hearing about this?
Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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And

"Depending on what you mean by 'AND!?' " HA! HAHAHA! HA! OH! That is great! Great job Alex!
Hym "Hahaha! Yes! Yes, he is a ridiculous clown, Alex. Very good. AND every time he's asked a question he doesn't want to answer he fillibusters by pretending not to know what words mean. Ha! Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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