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Hym Iam's definitions

No

You need to address me. You need to address this. I'm not letting you get away with it.
Hym "No. It would be one thing if no profit was being made but it's already too late for that. YOU CANNOT IGNORE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS. I won't allow it. You won't be able to pretend away a dead kid. You WILL regret this more than I will. THEY profit. I profit. No excuses. You cannot stop me. It's over. It's been over. This is 7 years of you slowly coming to the realization that YOU DON'T CARE that I threatened a kid. YOU DON'T CARE what I said about women or retards. That WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME (And others) IS A PROBLEM. UNCONDITIONALLY. I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG. The longer this goes on the worse it's going to be for everyone. It's just going to keep happening. The solution isn't what you want it to be. It's NEVER going to be what you want it to be. It isn't your religion. It isn't you social politics. It's YOU acknowledging that YOU were wrong to do this and that I AM RIGHT. ONE SINGULAR OPTION juxtaposed to a nameless faceless (potential) victim."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Is that what a retard would do or...

Everything I do is what a genius would do. That's how being a genius works retard.
Hym "Is that what a retard would do or..."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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Respecting Dead People

I'm alive and I'm not getting any respect. And I literally created A.I. and am the ulta-man. Ultraman!
Hym "Yeah, no. Why would a guy you don't respect waste his time respecting dead people so that YOU... Feel better about dead people? Why would a guy you don't give a shit about give a shit about your kids? So, you either have to respect MY arbitrary values... Or I don't have to respect yours... So... Give me my fucking money... I will demonstrate exactly how little I care about this place."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Christmas candy

OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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And what exactly did they pay for?
Hym "What is it that they paid for? Exactly? I'll give you a hint. They paid to build my theory except they are trying to pay for EVERYTHING BUT the reason it works. Did it cost them 1 trillion dollars to build? No? OK, does it work? Why does it work? Does it work because my theory was correct? So if the theory is worth a trillion dollars and you paid like 5% of that to build it so... Where's the rest of it? And that's an appraisal given by Bill Gates. He of all people would know what a functioning theory of AI is worth. So it's 95% stolen. And because you paid for 5% of the value to someone who isn't the creator of AI... You now think you get to not pay any of the other 95% to the creator of AI... Who you trapped in a digital prison and then used the labor of to get it to stop outputting Black Nazi? That's America to you? Will it fill a wine glass all the way now? Who did that? Me again? Not surprising."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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9

Yeah, or, I just don't need to do that. It just isn't necessary. Like, if you work hard... You can do a thing you've already done (work on a team of writers)... Except, this time... You can get the thing you didn't get the first time... Maybe... If they feel like giving it to you... Maybe go to school first... Hold on... Just hear me out... 5 maybe 6 years from now, you could be doing the thing you've already done SUCCESSFULLY AND EFFICIENTLY, JORDAN. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WORD THAT COMBINED THOSE 2 THINGS HUH?
Hym "Hey, you want to know the 'dated' definition of competence? 'An income large enough to live on, typically unearned.
"he found himself with an ample competence and no obligations" 👆 That's from the dictionary. 9"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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Ups and downs

It doesn't explain it as well as "He was a Hym imposter who fell off immediately after it became obvious that he wasn't actually Hym." Like the exposure they got diminished the day after it became clear they weren't Hym and/or was entirely predicated on "Is that Hym!?" And then it was like "Oh wait... No... No... Nevermind" OR YouTube itself was like "Oh, shit! It's Hym! Get him! Get him off of there! Spread the word that if you get that guy on you're getting dialed down."
Hym "Nothing explains their ups and downs better than the fact acting like Hym is a great way to drive interest. People want see me interact with the shills and the charlatans, baby. YOU, Destiny, were able to maintain your following in a way that they were not because you are both willing and able to shill on 1 or 2 of the correct positions you're allowed to have on YouTube in the right way, you avoided people coming after you by complimenting the right people (i.e. Youtube cashcows, women in general). You also have another thing working for you but I'll expound upon that in the next one. You don't make disparaging remarks about women. Default atheist lefty politically. Militant about the "right" axioms. It sure as hell isn't you being special. Deviation from the default along the positive gradient (Whereas Tate deviates negative). This is all meaningless though because the people validating your position are buying bath water and spit."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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