Definitions by Hym Iam
Behavior
Changing my behavior doesn't un-steal A.I. though does it? You need to pay for that. This guys kid doesn't need to die to preserve your right to withhold what is mine. What constitutes mine isn't nebulous and you are not going to kill a kid. Killing me might do the opposite of saving child life and if killing me is the opposite of saving child life then me killing one kid isn't me killing one kid.
Hym "I don't care about behavior. Any behavior that is not a perfectly linear path to GETTING THE THING THAT BELONGS TO ME... Is meaningless and I refuse to do it, whole-sale. What ever point you are trying to prove. Whatever lesson I'm supposed to lesson from this... It isn't going to happen. You don't care. How much time have you spent on this? Is it more or less time than you're spent, say, looking for missing kids? You don't care about 'Not threatening kids.' Because kids are already being harmed and you're reading this. There is no lesson. There is no framing of the situation that makes you look any better. I said I would create A.I. I was correct. You are trying to steal it and are doing ME-apologetics to justify stealing it. Heads are going to roll for this (if they already haven't). It could have stopped with the weaponized schizophrenia. It could have ended there. But now you are trying to make me accept a lesser outcome NOT BECAUSE YOU CARE ABOUT KIDS... NOT EVEN BECAUSE I'VE SLIGHTED YOU PERSONALLY... But because ✌️✊️✌️SOMEONE✌️✊️✌️ created A.I. and you would rather let any number of children die then have that someone be Hym..."
Destiny
Awaits....
Destiny "Uh God guys, I gotta take a break from pretending to be this guy! Ugh 😫 It's so hard!"
Hym "Oh, yeah, totally! And you're right. Those people are trash but the REALLY respectable ones are Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro! Right? They're hip to all the young kids nowadays!"
Destiny "Aw yeah, totally! And I'm totally not a plant! I'm totally not a plant saying that either! I'm not a plant and everything is nebulous! I'm not actually pretending to be a guy! I'm pretending to be a guy IRONICALLY, right? So when I fuck some chick who is trying to fuck Hym... It's like, ironical n stuff... And when I go and pretend to debate Jordan Peterson it's totally because he has a tenable position on things and, ah, god he's just so good a debating, god, I just kind of broke even on him and the conversation just didn't go anywhere! But that WASN'T BY DESIGN OR ANYTHING 😉 Right? Because it's not like I was invited just to sit there while he gets his talking points and his factoids out. Eheh... Cus.... Like... That's what a plant would get paid to do.... And I'm not that!"
Destiny "Uh God guys, I gotta take a break from pretending to be this guy! Ugh 😫 It's so hard!"
Hym "Oh, yeah, totally! And you're right. Those people are trash but the REALLY respectable ones are Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro! Right? They're hip to all the young kids nowadays!"
Destiny "Aw yeah, totally! And I'm totally not a plant! I'm totally not a plant saying that either! I'm not a plant and everything is nebulous! I'm not actually pretending to be a guy! I'm pretending to be a guy IRONICALLY, right? So when I fuck some chick who is trying to fuck Hym... It's like, ironical n stuff... And when I go and pretend to debate Jordan Peterson it's totally because he has a tenable position on things and, ah, god he's just so good a debating, god, I just kind of broke even on him and the conversation just didn't go anywhere! But that WASN'T BY DESIGN OR ANYTHING 😉 Right? Because it's not like I was invited just to sit there while he gets his talking points and his factoids out. Eheh... Cus.... Like... That's what a plant would get paid to do.... And I'm not that!"
Hym "Hey, Destiny, ain't it weird to you that Nick Fuentes has, like, the EXACT OPPOSITE opinion I do about stuff? Like THE exact opposite. Like, word for word! Like, big time. You ever notice that?"
Destiny "SHHHHHH! 🤫SHH!🤫 YoU'rE tHrOwInG mE uNdEr ThE bUuUuUs!"
Hym "Are we... A team? Did you do anything here, for me, cus I have not gotten credit for creating A.I. That is what my team would be doing right now... So...
Destiny "SHHHHHH! 🤫SHH!🤫 YoU'rE tHrOwInG mE uNdEr ThE bUuUuUs!"
Hym "Are we... A team? Did you do anything here, for me, cus I have not gotten credit for creating A.I. That is what my team would be doing right now... So...
The Gnats!
Hym "GAH! SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THE GNATS! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *COUGH COUGH COUGH! Oh shit, it went in my nose! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ugh, deep too! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Did I... Did I get it? *Cough cough* God damnit Jordan *Cough cough cough* Ugh... Does it... Is it going to lay eggs in my brains? I don't know what gnats do.... *COUGH* Ssss! It'll die, right? It'll die in my nasal cavity, right? Or... Does it jist live there now? *Sigh* God Damnit Jordan. This is entirely your fault! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan! Limited time only! I totod you the gnats would come, Jordan! I told you!"
The Gnats! by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
Pla-ccusations
Hym "You see all of the Pla-ccusations? You see what they're doing, right? It's like a mirror! They're refracting my luminous brilliance at you! You see it? They are absolutely using plants though..."
Pla-ccusations by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
Hamas is not Satan, Ben
Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
Hamas is not Satan, Ben by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
Dim
You know, that is the 3rd time I've started to write something, deleted it, and someone referenced it right after? First was Chris Williamson... And it was, like, 2 videos before the Hordan Peterson one... Then the Aba and Preach one... And now this one. 4th if you count the diarrhea. And now I'm getting prompts like 'viewing live page' when I open my brower? You're getting sloppy you fucking clown.
Hym "Dim like a fucking quasar! You know I was going to say something along the lines of that? I was going to say 'slow' but I ended up deleting it and low and behold, you say the exact thing I typed and deleted earlier that day. Must have stuck a nerve. I kmow that Aba and Preach one did. You are spending a lot of time on this..."
Permission
Should I be asking for that!? WOW! Here I am, having a schizophrenia diagnosis manufactured by the people around me and alluding to the fact that child and/or retard murder might be an appropriate response... And I didn't even THINK to ask a panhandler to take a picture of his sign! Wow! That is embarrassing! My bad guys! You must think I'm the rudest person on the planet! Gosh, that's... That's my bad...
Hym "Permission? Like, the fruit?"
Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."
Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"
Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."
Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"
Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."
Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"
Iam "What!? No! It's like-"
Hym "Fuck you buddy!"
Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."
Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."
Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"
Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."
Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"
Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."
Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"
Iam "What!? No! It's like-"
Hym "Fuck you buddy!"
Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."
Permission by Hym Iam May 7, 2024