Hym Iam's definitions

Every 3rd letter

Did you not get it?

Hym "Every 3rd letter? Did you get it when I did it?"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2023

Unthinking, Unwavering Support

That's what YOU want you fucking retard.

Hym "Unthinking, Unwavering Support is ALSO what your GOD wants. You literally ALSO want that you fucking idiot! Ha! Hahaha! That's fucking hilarious. And you KNOW I don't believe in being sorry. I'm not sorry to YOU. OR in general. I feel bad towards her. I'm still correct. Still going to kill your God. Nothing has changed. You're still a bitch. You're kids are going to have a horrific life that is going to resemble communist Russia. At least they'll have money but still... Pft! Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 8, 2023

Freud

Did he put his finger on it or did I put his dead finger on it?

Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”

by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

Workplace

Hey, shit, they hired that bitch Kendra to fuck the retard and at that point I don't give a fuck what they hired me to do. The contract has been violated.

Hym "HA! If doing and saying whatever you want in the workplace make you a useless lazy fuck, then only one of us is a useless lazy fuck! And it ain't me! Do I do and say whatever I want? Nooooo. Do you? Who tells you what not to say? Someone should have to you not to say the holy war thing! Ha! You're actually paid EXPLICITLY to do any say whatever you want. I work a real job as a donut slave AND do what you do WITH GREATER SUCESS. Who's the lazy fuck?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Barou

LEARNING LESSONS! PERSONAL GROWTH! THE TWISTED PATH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Hym "Hahahaha! Barou is great! This show is brilliant! THIS IS IT! THAT FEELING! ABSOLUTION! ELATION! IT'S LIKE I'M READING STEINER!"

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

Hierarchies

You see... The problem with "hierarchies of value" is that YOURS... Isn't real.... MINE is. Undeniably so. Of course I have one. There might even be some overlap BETWEEN our hierarchies. And before you say "Try treating people like their hierarchies of value don't exist", you already do that don't you? If the wrong thing is at the top of mine, what happens? Mine needs to change doesn't it? And what kind of atrocities are you willing to inflict upon me? Huh? Hell? If the wrong thing is at the top, what does it make me? The bad one. I have to value you and your shit sacks. That's what should be at the top. But not "You", you, you as an abstraction and...

Hym "And that's the problem with hierarchies... Oh, aw, shit, hey! The little demon is doing the thing! You see it? You see em doing the thing?"

Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."

Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."

Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."

Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."

Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"

Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."

Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."

Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023

Expendable Meat

The last fucking person I would take advice from.

Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024