*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Dad-Molestedmug. 💡
Iam "Now, my question is how exactly are you seeing any of this? Because, as I've said before, I no longer have access to the vote tab on this site. I haven't checked but I doubt that all of these are getting published. You could be checking my username but you would miss the unpublished ones if that was the case. I did suspected that someone had access to my email but I could be wrong. You have to understand how disconcerting this all is for me. The idea that all of this has been compiled by someone and you have access to it is also unsettling. And to what end? Do you have an endgame here? Because I didn't. I mean, this started out as just something I did to kill time to a hostile and reactionary response to the people around me alluding to the fact that they had read the things I wrote. From there it turned into a compilation of information that I considered important and then it distilled into a character I used to muse on various thing and in-between all that and throughout a means for antagonizing the people around me who I was convinced had lied to me about the nature of the place that I was in and that were childishly withholding actionable information to shield themselves from my scorn. It's a bizarre thing. I don't think anyone else has ever done what I've done here. I honestly would have preferred that the people around me had just been honest in the first place but I guess this will do..."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2022
Get the Ideamug. Hym "And you know it was stolen because you would be unhappy with the outcome if I was paid for it."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
Get the Stolenmug. As in singular. As in in the days after the volume of people doimg what they're doing increased... I really thought this was going to progress faster.
Hym "Yeah, this is taking a lot of time. I thought this was going to go a little faster. Did you like my skit? My little 'A panic attack' skip? Justin Roiland put it in season 2 of Solar Opposites. It was dope. Highest rated episode of the season."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
Get the A panic attackmug. Oh, I stole it from one of the cattle and it passed my daughter off so I backwards engineered it is such a way that now I can LIE and say we didn't need Hym to do it but it's a lie and I'm doing it to placate my daughter.
Hym "Ethically Sourced AI! You know the one where we stole it from the guy who actually did it and then tried to mind rape him and then we showed up and it was already happening and everybody was like 'It's HIM!? I know that guy! He's the guy that were doing this thing that he was talking about to!'? Well, some time has passed after not giving him credit before... NOW... Now, we can give him even more not credit! I called it Ethically Sourced so now it's good. Like the religion! Yeah, we did a bunch of genocide before but NOW... It's Ethically Sourced genocide."
by Hym Iam June 09, 2025
Get the Ethically Sourced AImug. Hym "Heyheyhey, Kat Williams! Kat Williams, hey! I'm an interview guy! What do you think of the YouTube parasites that jumped at the opportunity of you doing an interview to crawl all up into your butthole and feast on that sweet delicious millionaire dookie?"
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Hym "Is it good? Does it itch? Are you taking any anti-parasitic?"
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Hym "Is it good? Does it itch? Are you taking any anti-parasitic?"
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by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
Get the Kat Williamsmug. And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!
Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the Parasitemug.