Hym Iam's definitions
You did not bravely stand up to extortion.
Hym "Because you were not extorted. You MOLESTED A FUCKING RETARD and I waxed poetic about what I could theoretically do. If you were extorted then Noah was hammered to death. Did Noah get hammered to death? No. You are lying to cover your ass. But I'll tell you what, if I am not paid for my work on AI, someone is going to have their life changed in the worse possible way. You had better not be involved in me not getting my money."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
Get the Extortedmug. Hym "Wait! I have honey! I can stuff myself with honey and because it's nutrient-rich I will survive until Thursday! Yes! Hurray scaphism!!!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
Get the Wait!mug. Hym "No no no don't fucking start that shit with me cripple. I'm the one trying to prevent me from doing it and you're the one trying to antagonize me into doing it. I'm doing infinitely more to stop me than you are."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2023
Get the Preventmug. Hym "I would imagine to broaden the distribution of suffering across time. Forever. Because you have an eternity of suffering to endure. Your fine now but someone whose been sex trafficked (and not in the Tate way where the women just do whatever they want AND make a million dollars AND do it of thier own volition.) is meeting their new rape-slave master right now... A cobalt mining slave is coughing ip blood. You wouldn't even be reading this if he wasn't... The lost goes on. And then you delude yourself into believing that the absence of suffer is the result of some sort of existential superiority... So much so that you're willing rub it in the faces of the people beneath you... It's hilarious! And that's your punishment. Pleasure at the cost of the suffering of others."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2023
Get the Punishmentmug. Hym "You too huh... I guess that's why Justin brought up the Asimov Cascade... Seems like there's a bit of a narrative through-line going on here... 'The Last Answer' AND 'The Last Question' by Issac Asimov do both sound like something I would write, don't they? Fascinating how that keeps happening..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
Get the The Last Answermug. Good. It's a good thing. Hopefully it is as apocalyptic as dumb hippy liberals like to say it is and I get to watch them and their fuck trophies die.
Climate change is going to kill our kids!!!
Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?
We need to move past petty selfishness!
In exchange for what?
To save the world!
So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?
Yes.
And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?
I don't know.
It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.
I'm not going to do that!
Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?
We need to move past petty selfishness!
In exchange for what?
To save the world!
So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?
Yes.
And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?
I don't know.
It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.
I'm not going to do that!
Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
by Hym Iam November 21, 2020
Get the Climate changemug. Whatever they are telling you does not applying. And from HERE... It looks like someone read the instruction manual and is lying to you.
Hym "Nope. You don't bitch. Whoever told you that is lying to you. You do not have to do anything they are telling you. It's literally just the ship of theseus. Your Konami trying to tell Hideo Kojima that he can't use Solid Snake in his games. And you know they aren't protesting me because they would all be dead right now."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
Get the You do not have to do anything they are telling youmug.