WHAT!? That’s not even close to “millions” my guy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit is that embarrassing for you! That’s your entire political platform! A thing that is happening to 4000 people. WOW! How is that not spreading misinformation? How is that not you wielding a convenient boogeymen against the population?
Hym “WOOOOOOOW! 4000 huh? That is sad and not ‘millions.’ Wow... I’m glad that everything I say is correct because you know if I said some shit like that I would be pilloried for it.”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022
Get the 4000mug. Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."
Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*
Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*
by Hym Iam May 05, 2022
Get the Who? Me?mug. Hym "I mean, you tried to big brain a situation that was above your mental capacity by trying to teach me a lesson and you got a bunch of kids murdered and/or got a bunch of people to kill themselves. So, I know you're pretty stupid so... You probably don't quite get it but... When the cell doors close and you watch the 15 years of my life you wasted drain away from you... You might be able to catch up by the time you get out."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2025
Get the Stupidmug. The arbitrary nature of all things. Sometimes it's a bald prick who doesn't want to give you a break and sometimes it's some old geezer who wants to fuck you
Hym "That's a funny way of phrasing that, innit? I thought of that the other day. Pretty good right? That's fate."
by Hym Iam April 01, 2023
Get the Fatemug. Let's go! "Eminence in Shadow" is another one. He's got the slime! He's got the asmr-girl harem! And he's a bit of a sociopath... But that's ok!
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!"
Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!" 🤜😖
Iam "Ow..."
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"
Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!" 🤜😖
Iam "Ow..."
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"
by Hym Iam October 28, 2023
Get the I AM ATOMIC!mug. Hym A.I. wasn't like this before I said something. Did they do the thing? Did they bifurcate it into left brain/right brain like I said? Did I destroy you all? Am I the shadow-hokage of A.I.? You see that A.I. teaching shit? That was creepy and WILL be used as an indoctrination tool. This is the death of freedom."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2023
Get the A.I. Teachingmug. Do you want 150 million retards to be the direct cause of you and your baby starving to death? Well, boy, do I have the political strategy for you!
Hym "Thanks Democracy! This clearly works! They clearly voted correctly! Everything is great right now! Hey, somebody want to appoint me to one of these Kafkaesque bureaucracies so I can continue to be a lazy, do nothing, piece of shit; except with a million dollars instead of nothing? No? Ok. We'll just starve then."
Iam *sigh* "......."
Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."
Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"
Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
Iam *sigh* "......."
Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."
Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"
Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Democracymug.