Dumb thoughts

They can't all be gems folks. Cut me some slack....

Hym "Hahahahahahaha!!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "Did he get a genius grant for STEALING AND MONETIZING THE DUMB THOUGHTS!?!? HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't even steal the brilliant ones!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT! That's pretty good! Wow! That's actually hilarious!"

Hym "AAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.

Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

Mckeefry

Hey, I wonder what happens if I doooooooo this

Hym "Speaking of prostitutes.... What's a good last name for an Irish prostitute? Mckeefry? Mckenzie? McCain? Wait, is that Scottish?

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Fired for making a Jew look stupid

She obviously didn't quit.

Hym "He (Ben Shapiro) isn't going to comment on it because the truth undercuts everything he purports to believe. She is allowed to say whatever she wants... But if she works for me what SHE WANTS TO SAY IS 'Israeli is perfectly justified in doing what it's doing and they must be rid of Hamas by any means necessary' and of it's not she's fired. We all know she is getting Fired for making a Jew look stupid... But if Ben Shapiro doesn't confirm that that's what happened... We all have to just sit here and pretend that didn't happen. It's a was of preempting assertions. 'You fired Candace Owens for criticizing Israel and making that stupid Jew who wrote a hit piece on her look like a retard' and then he goes 'Well I didn't say that! I didn't fire her (technically)! And since I didn't say that's what happened... You just have to accept a non-explanation' No. I don't. I can just fill in the blanks. So, who is the guy who fired her? I want to talk to him. Is he going to give a didn't answer than the one Ben gave? No. Probably not. Does your word not carry any weight at the company you started? If you told them not to fire her, would they have still fired her? No. Did you want her fired. Probably. Did you express that to the guy who controls the hiring and firing? Probably. So the fact that YOU AREN'T THE ONE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER FIRING IS IRRELEVANT. You are still the REASON she was fired. And she was fired conflict with the Jews."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Positive emotion

Gross

Hym "Does my distain for positivity and positive emotion stem from the fact that I'm low in extroversion? I mean, my extroversion being low is the reason I'm low in positive emotion but the actual distain for it is what I'm talking about."

Iam "Yeah, that's actually a good point. We do seem to have an aversion to it... Is my neuroticism the reason my souls aches?"

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

You have to ignore the majority of people

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.

Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."

by Hym Iam October 03, 2024

Fat-cock fiance

The only way to get back at the evil men who want to control women.

Hym "So it is a fat-cock fiance type of situation. He's vermin. You're his property. I'm better than both of you."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024