Hym Iam's definitions

AI Videos

Getting better. The motion blur has been reduced almost to nothing. The movement isn't quite as incoherent. But you see the problem, right?

Hym "The AI videos are getting better but you see the problem, right? I mean, you're an autistic sister-molesting retard so... Probably not. But it should be self-evident if you really did create AI."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2025

Dogma

Yes

Hym "Yes. Dogma bad."

by Hym Iam May 29, 2022

Open A.I.

No the fuck you are not you retarded bitch.

Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2023

Joy

Having a lot of money... but framing it in a way that allows you to pretend you’re not an elitist!

Hym “Joy? Yeah, I wouldn’t know.... and will never know... because rich people take my shit instead of paying for it. I’ll just wash dishes! That’ll be more meaningful!”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Number

Dawg, as long as the checks don't ever bounce I don't care. You're like one of those fucks at the gas station who don't understand how pre-paying for gas works. I don't know how much gas you car takes.

Hym "Just pick a fucking number that resembles the amount you usually pay based on what level you tank is at and whatever your don't pump will go back on to your card."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

Arianna Grande

THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?

I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Sage!

She knew! The ultimate plan!

Hym "Sage! Ultimate planner! She knew! She knew it all! Ooooh man! That was fucked! The whole last 15 minutes of that episode was fucked! Wow! Yeah, no, that nuts. Fantastic!"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2024