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Giving

Giving? You aren’t giving me a damn thing. Not a single fucking thing you cocksucker.
Hym “What exactly are you giving me? What is your sacrifice? When does you’re need to serve others effect me? Nothing, nothing, and never. You’re not making the world better for me shit-ass and you’re refusing to cooperate with anyone who doesn’t do what you want.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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Servitude

Without servitude, all that’s left is the atomized elitism and theft by tyrants that Dr. JeepJorp and everyone he has (literally) ever associated with likes to actively engage in...
Hym “Way to make a banal point that I have made hundreds of times years in advance.... But you’re on the podcast and I’m not because... elitism! I guess you can just keep doing that while I do... servitude forever. That’ll be great 👍 because then people who aren’t me will get credit for making points that I make on a regular basis. Because servitude technically ISN’T slavery. It’s just servitude! And that’s better than slavery. It’s like diet slavery. Hurray!
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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And then she fucked a cripple

Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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Trivial

Right it’s the Todd Phillips copy-and-pasting a movie off of Urban Dictionary that’s the trivial part. It’s the Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones citing me more than he cites Freud. The people recording me (while I sleep apparently)? Not important.
Hym “Right. That ☝️ is just a byproduct of my attitude. That’s trivial. None of that matters. That’s the trivial part. The meaningful part is the life of servitude. That’s what’ll give my life meaning. And what it will mean is that I don’t get to decide for myself what is trivial or non-trivial. Jordan Peterson will do that for me. That’s a part of his servitude to me... somehow. I still don’t see how I’m being served but that’s clearly an attitude thing on my part. His responsibility to do things like tell the truth, give credit where credit is due, act out the things he believes... Also trivial! It comes secondary to ‘not being manipulated.’ That’s the non-trivial thing. Here’s the hierarchy of value:

Not being manipulated

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Acting out your values

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Actually believing the shit you say
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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Social Lysenkoism

Yeah, blame it on the libs.
Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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I’m a sarcastic cuck

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...
Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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Joy

Having a lot of money... but framing it in a way that allows you to pretend you’re not an elitist!
Hym “Joy? Yeah, I wouldn’t know.... and will never know... because rich people take my shit instead of paying for it. I’ll just wash dishes! That’ll be more meaningful!”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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