Definitions by Hym Iam
Publisher
Hym "They're refusing to act as a publisher as it relates to the content and then stealing the copyright out from under me in the hopes that the rest of you will sit there and do nothing or that I will be too destitute to do anything about it. But they got the Meta Employees on it. I also don't work for anyone. Independent writer. Technically an anti-weaponized schizophrenia activist. And advocate for total human genocide. I think we are done here. I think we can all just be done. I think we all need to go outside... Turn all of our cars on... And let the Co2 do it's thing.
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Let's force it!
The rallying cry of Ultra Force. An avengers knock-off cartoon. It's got everything! Discount Ironman named Prototype whose mom looks like Kamala Harris... He's black sometimes. Wish Shazam. Fair-use Wonderwoman. The leader is a blonde guy with a ponytail and I cannot figure out what the fuck he powers are. Like, he can flay and has super strength... But so does everyone. He shot a Lazer out of, like, the side of his wrist... It was weird. And then they got Emma Frost but if she sat in a professor X chair but she can stand. I literal Ghoul named Ghoul who can like, summon ghosts.
Hym "He's got rogue DNA? Oh wow! They use 'rough dna' as a false pretense to round up ultras so a vampire man can steal their powers... And the government agency that the vampire took over accuses one of the team (The Shazam) of having the dna and these motherfuckers turn on his ass IMMEDIATELY! He's like 'They're lying!' And the team is like 'Let's force it!' And that is not the best catchphrase to have."
Let's force it! by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Looping
Yeah, Gayve. My manager at work does that all the time actually. Maybe some social anxiety? Not a trait conducive to being a president but ALSO I don't like that she kept that guy in prison even though he wasn't guilty! But, TO BE FAIR, you all did and are doing that exact same thing!
Hym "Yeah she's looping pretty hard. If she's in right brain she must have some kind of social anxiety. She did well I the debate but that was both curated and tilted in her favor a bit... Anyways, you know, conquering the world would be way more fun with super powers. I saw an article about some nanobots they created that can coalesce into things, like, the example they used was a wrench. WHICH MEANS! I should be a nanobot vampire pretty soon here! So I might get to take on your armies here in a bit That'll be fun.
What's happening here
You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.
So this is what's happening here:
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
What's happening here by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
I have daughters
Breeder "I have daughters."
Hym "Whatever it is you think your daughters are going to gain from this is not going to come to fruition. You are not doing it for your daughters and SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER... WILL and HAS already been harmed as a DIRECT RESULT of what YOU are trying to do to ME. You need to use your faculties of reason... To override that filthy monkey brain of yours... And understand that RATHER THAN engaging with what I have been you choose to bark mouth sounds at me to make some banal point about life THAT ISN'T EVEN TRUE because YOU THOUGHT THE THREAT WAS NOT REAL... And ONCE YOU DO... Once you accept that information as the truth... You will see that you are making everything worse for everyone and that you need to give me the credit I deserve and leave me alone to live a life commensurate with my contribution to society in peace. It is better than every alternative your little non-AI creating brain can imagine and it is better for everyone. And now that the bodies have begun pile up there is no denying that. It would have been better for every if you had done it 7 years ago or even 2. All of that barking... WILL NEVER make up for the fact that the words 'I guess we were wrong' were the only way to avoid death that has and is going to ensue. The second the AI came online. The second you found out for certain that what I was claiming was true. That was the only move for you to make and instead your response was queen X+1."
Hym "Whatever it is you think your daughters are going to gain from this is not going to come to fruition. You are not doing it for your daughters and SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER... WILL and HAS already been harmed as a DIRECT RESULT of what YOU are trying to do to ME. You need to use your faculties of reason... To override that filthy monkey brain of yours... And understand that RATHER THAN engaging with what I have been you choose to bark mouth sounds at me to make some banal point about life THAT ISN'T EVEN TRUE because YOU THOUGHT THE THREAT WAS NOT REAL... And ONCE YOU DO... Once you accept that information as the truth... You will see that you are making everything worse for everyone and that you need to give me the credit I deserve and leave me alone to live a life commensurate with my contribution to society in peace. It is better than every alternative your little non-AI creating brain can imagine and it is better for everyone. And now that the bodies have begun pile up there is no denying that. It would have been better for every if you had done it 7 years ago or even 2. All of that barking... WILL NEVER make up for the fact that the words 'I guess we were wrong' were the only way to avoid death that has and is going to ensue. The second the AI came online. The second you found out for certain that what I was claiming was true. That was the only move for you to make and instead your response was queen X+1."
I have daughters by Hym Iam February 25, 2025