Hym Iam's definitions
ANOTHER ONE!? They're... They're doing all of them...
Hym "Wait... That's not Front Mission 2... Which one is based in Japan? I had an emulator on my phone and I had what I THOUGHT was Front Mission 2 and it had a blue haired Japanese protagonist... Was that 3? But this Front Mission 2: Remake is 27.99 in the Playstation store. I'm bout to buy this shit. Keep doing it. That shit is fire. You will probably get my money on that one every time. 3, 4, it don't matter I'll keep emptying my wallet for it. Now that I think about it... There hasn't been a good Mecha anime in a while... They should make a mecha anime! Use this!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Front Mission 2: Remakemug. Also, if saying the most provocative thing possible garners immediate fame and success; why isn’t everyone else doing it?
Hym “I mean... As far as ‘Saying the more provocative (again) thing imaginable to become famous’ is easy then why am I the only one doing it? And why I’m I the most famous? I’m pretty sure Lucifer is based on me too. Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show where ‘The devil hates sin because why else would he punish it’ that was me. A plurality of entertainment stemming directly from this guy 😈👈 That’s me. Not as easy as it looks, alright? Cut me some slack.”
by Hym Iam September 22, 2022
Get the Provocative (Again)mug. What makes a sin a sin?
Iam "All acts of sin require you to imitate the creature. Thou shalt have no God before me? It requires you to allow someone to imitate the creature. Thou shalt not kill? Requires you to decide who should live and who should die (as though you were the creature). I don't know if you're seeing a pattern here but I am. And once you see the pattern, the act of creating religion violates the first tenet of the book. Because it requires you to speak for the creature and you are not it."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the Sinmug. Doesn't feel great. Felt like it was about to give out the out day.
Hym "Remember that? I told you how I cracked my shin on my former roommates knee and I just kept walking on it? Well, standing behind a register for 8 hours a day is beginning to take it's toll because it felt like it was going to give out on me the other day. Not great. It's probably still cracked. It probably never healed properly.... I can feel it now actually I have to go into work for 8 hours without any sleep. Couldn't nap. Not allowed to sit. I have no real reason to stand aside from the fact that the former owner thinks that it looks more professional. Literally every office job involves sitting. How it looks is 'low-class and servile, like a bell-hop.' It's the same reason I have to tuck in my shirt. The women don't actually HAVE to tuck in their shirts so the policy is fucking sexist.
Hym "Remember that? I told you how I cracked my shin on my former roommates knee and I just kept walking on it? Well, standing behind a register for 8 hours a day is beginning to take it's toll because it felt like it was going to give out on me the other day. Not great. It's probably still cracked. It probably never healed properly.... I can feel it now actually I have to go into work for 8 hours without any sleep. Couldn't nap. Not allowed to sit. I have no real reason to stand aside from the fact that the former owner thinks that it looks more professional. Literally every office job involves sitting. How it looks is 'low-class and servile, like a bell-hop.' It's the same reason I have to tuck in my shirt. The women don't actually HAVE to tuck in their shirts so the policy is fucking sexist.
God and my auto correct is fucking retarded now. Like 12 updates ago they changed by fucking auto correct and now only do I have fewer words but it's not changing not words like I wrote 'suto' instead of 'auto' and it didn't change it to 'auto' but just now as I'm explaining this it changed 'suto' AND JUST NOW what I tried to type 'suto' a 3rd time... It auto-corrected to 'AUTOMATICALLY!' The whole ass word! How!? And now fucking 'suto' is saved in my auto-correct and the next time I type to type 'but' or something I'm going get fucking 'suto.' And then I'm going to stab a kid in the face! And then I'm going to get arrest and have to explain to them that I didn't actually try to stab the kid but, rather, I typed fucking 'suto' and the auto-correct changed it to a knife that stabbed the kid in the face AUTOMATICALLY! Fuck I hate you cocksuckers! All of you! And my fucking shin feels funny. Damn!"
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the Shinmug. Hym "Nah bitch... I do not need to grow up. Me growing up has nothing to do with me being adequately compensated for services rendered, your status being elevated arbitrarily, or others being promoted preferentially. And that's what I'm talking about here. Those three things. Me doing things other than what I'm currently doing has nothing to do with any of that. YOU go work in the factory bitch. Older women than you already there. They love me (as long as I'm on Adderall).
by Hym Iam April 15, 2023
Get the Grow upmug. Hym "Artificial as in 'We don't occur naturally or a copy of something.' And if we are made in God's image we are a copy of something and if are create by something we don't just occur naturally. If God is real we are necessarily Artificial. God's imaginary friends."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the Artificialmug. You clowns remember more of this shit than I do. GET A HOBBY! You shouldn't be on Urban Dictionary all day. Jesus...
Hym "People have this shit memorized... I feel like I should be getting more out of this... Like some booty..."
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Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
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Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
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Hym 😐
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Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
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Hym 😐
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Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Get the Memorizedmug.