Hym Iam's definitions

Hang out

Oh! Ok. I was just asking Sam and them what you actually do during the shut down.

Hym "And it looks like you guys just hang out and talk about healthcare. That's fun. Did you talk about that Tucker Carlson interview where he questions Sam Altman about the death of the whistleblower accusing Sam Altman of stealing something? I'm the guy he's stealing from. I'm kind of integral to the plot there. Isn't that weird!? Isn't it weird that the guy that is being stolen from ISN'T QUESTIONED AT ALL in a case where a whistleblower is dies mysteriously? So YOU, Bernie Sanders see the guy blow the whistle. He had to have some court case pending so he could make whatever claim he was going to make. The guy dies mysteriously. The guy that is being stolen from... Hasn't been inquiried. At all. Doesn't that seem strange to you?"

by Hym Iam October 12, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

The Gazacaust

I mean... You see, now, why the Hitler thing right? Like...

Hym "Should we call it 'The Gazacaust' or should we call it 'The Jewnocide of the Palestinians?' What do you think?"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Climate change

You deserve to die you piece of shit and the faster you do it the better.

Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Blocked

Ha! That's fucking hilarious!

Hym "They blocked the MiedasTouch? Hilarious. Ultimate veto power."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Server

Is it the servers? Really?

Hym "Server test 1."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Invitation to Nato

Well, no, it was that.

Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024