What I'm getting called by the world's smelliest hippy and a guy who looks like love-child of Pauly Shore and Bobcat Goldthwait
Hym "Picture the world's smelliest hippy.... You see it? That's what the guy looks like. I don't even know what you're envisioning in your mind.... But I know it's correct... You really can't miss on this one. But I'm the creep. I don't see how that tracks."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2023
They're taking his videos down too!?
Hym "It's literally everyone! They are trying to take down anyone even even peripherally associated to me! Anyone I reference! The got Daryus Googenheimer, they got Justin, they're getting everyone. 'God' is scared. We got him running for the hills. I'm coming for that booty. I'm undeterred."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Hym "My YouTube keeping subscribing me to me to random channels... What the fuck? And at the same time it's like 'Yeah, I'm totally into Kiki Wong. I'm way into literally everything that is going on over here... Like... All of that." But YouTube doesn't KNOW that! It doesn't KNOW me! I DIDN'T SUBSCRIBE TO YOU KIKI! I DIDN'T SUBSCRIBE BUT I REFUSE TO STOP! I WON'T LET YOUTUBE WIN! NOT TODAY!"
by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
I need to sleep. I also need to wake up. I can't do the former and don't want to do the latter. I want to feed my skull meat some lead.
by Hym Iam October 24, 2020
I can't...
Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."
Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
2 groups of assholes using their desire to curate their children's reality to justify imposing thier self-embodied perfection/universal submission ethic on the world.
Hym "Like that scene from the anime about me where the goblins tie a bunch of women to carts and use them as arrow shields... The Culture War is little more than that, but with children. 'Stop shooting arrows at my fuck trophies!' 'NO! YOU stop shooting arrows at MY fuck trophies!' Like... Your kids existing... doesn't mean I have to do (or not do) anything. Seriously. I can't do what I want because your wife didn't fuck me? No. That's not how that works. You not liking the reality you've chosen subject your children to is justification for you controlling me. Now... You're going to try to refute this using historical precedent. That's not a good argument. But it's ok. I have the solution. If you want me to do or not-do a thing. Your wife can suck my dick. She can suck my dick and I will (then) consider doing or not doing the thing. But that's reality. Plenty of children have been subjected to far worse (historically). That's the reality you exist in. I know. It sucks. The bright side is that it's temporary. So.... Enjoy that I guess..."
by Hym Iam January 03, 2023