No, bitch

I'm not letting you abscond with my work and I'm not lifting a finger to get my fuck money. Bring it here and bring it here now, or explain to the parents why monetizing my work to spite me was more important to you than their kids life you fucking vermin.
Hym "No, bitch. I'm not doing it. Whoever is telling you that you don't have to pay my must love child murder as much as I do because there is absolutely 0 chance I am going to let you abscond with my work without paying me."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
mugGet the No, bitchmug.

Friends

If me and a bunch of men fucked one of the retards at the group home we worked in you would have a problem with it.
Hym "They wouldn't be victims if you weren't doing what you're doing and you had done what I said. Friends forever. And I would still be in the exact same situation I'm in if I did what YOU said."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
mugGet the Friendsmug.

Female psychopathy

I saw an article recently that included a study on female psychopathy that claimed it was much more pervasive than than we previously believed.
Hym "There's more female psychopathy than you think and if you broaden the term to 'seeking short term gratification' then it's likely that there's EVEN MORE psychopathy among women then the study accounts for! Because I doubt the study accounts for 'The personal definition of "the core of psychopathy" from a guy who just doesn't want people to seek short term gratification.' So... WRONG AGAIN JORDAN! God you're wrong a lot! And I'm right... SO VERY OFTEN. It's absurd. A fake debate between a charlatan and an imposter. Fascinating to watch. Especially knowing the full context of the situation. That's what makes my thing so interesting. Knowing the full context."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
mugGet the Female psychopathymug.
And I kmow what you're going to say...
Hym "Mostly because you've been saying it. I know what the answer is. The right answer at least. Why do this? Seriously. You have make it clear as day they have already told the truth. I was right. Jordan is having a fit because it was all true. Now, I have to sit here feeling like my brain is going to bust out of my skull and for what? To keep the other dr3gs from getting ideas that you can't steal? Keep the YouTube freaks from having to participate in the lives they profit from?"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the I know what the answer ismug.

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️
Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
mugGet the Good person detectormug.

Constraints

Hym "Nah. I'm not doing constraints. YOU need to do YOUR thing and I DON'T need to do what you say. YOU tell ME the truth. That is all. YOU have to do the word I say... And I DON'T have to do the words YOU say. This is EXACTLY how I KNOW that YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN GOD. Because the very IDEA of there BEING A GUY... Whose WORDS you HAVE TO DO... Is FUCKING YOUR MIND... COMPLETELY. Stop being a fucking WEASEL you dunce."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
mugGet the Constraintsmug.

Uncivil Protests

Here's why they are dumb...
Hym "Right but the problem with your uncivil protests is that the government doesn't give a shit if Wal-Mart's windows get busted because 'ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!' The people you collectively have a problem with aren't the ones paying the price for your discontent because you aren't even GOING TO WHERE THEY ARE. And now that you've framed protesting AT THE ACTUAL PLACE WHERE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PROTESTING ARE as an 'Insurrection' and 'violence bad' the people responsible for the collective discontent are never even affected by the thing you're doing to other people who are not them. It's like a peasant revolt where the peasants burn down everything EXCEPT FOR THE KING'S CASTLE and then just go home. It doesn't work. What are you going to do? Replace the guy who says he believes the things you believe with another guy who claims to believe what you believe? 2 or 4 years from now? That's already been happening. 'If OnLy It WaSn'T fOr ThE oThEr GuY!' you'll perpetually cry but YOU'RE already were you are. You're an object in motion. So, it doesn't really matter is it doesn't work. But you know what does work (and I'm not advocating for this) 100% of the time? The threat of hammer clowns. In theory. They are the only thing keeping us safe. Hammer clowns and the threat of hammer clowns. Just look at Afghanistan. Their hammer clowns won and now they need new hammer clowns or be ruled by taliban indefinitely. If only they were amenable to reason.... Hmm... Tragic... Oh well..."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
mugGet the Uncivil Protestsmug.