Hym Iam's definitions
With what money am I going to go to the store with? Great idea. I'll just walk to the store (because I don't have a car anymore), say hi and tell my name to a motherfucker who likely already knows who I am, leave without buying anything, walk back to my house, have a little Hym Iam marathon where I watch all of the shows that are using lines directly from me on my phone as it slowly dies, then (when my external runs out of juice) I'll go downstairs and steal some electricity so I'm not sitting in a powerless studio apartment.
Hym "How much do you think someone on the writing staff of some of these shows makes? DOESN'T MATTER. They deserve it more than I do so there's no reason to acknowledge that they're doing it. And it isn't the acknowledgement I'm afraid of it's YOUR WILLINGNESS TO PARTICIPATE that is startling. And to sit here and watch you try to frame it as though there is anything you can do other than refuse to acknowledge the fact that you are participating in what amounts to imposed schizophrenia. And my mother knows exactly what she needs to do and instead of doing it she's (likely) listening to a fucking charlatan. Which is exactly how I got myself into this mess. I learn from my mistakes but it doesn't look like other people are capable of learning from my mistakes. Pfft go to the fucking store? Yeah, alright. When I get some money that'll be the first thing I do."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Storemug. Hahaha your impact is the peripheral effect of my impact. You are the ripple effect generates by the giant turd I dumped on the world.
Hym "Has anybody else seen how all of the Black Mirror season 6 episodes SOUND LIKE ME and not Andrew? Isn't that weird? The first episode even got Salma Hayek in it! That's pretty dope. I've had quite the impact. Additionally, I only haaaaaaaaaave..... A dollar and 57 cents. Did more with less. Better than everyone. GREATEST MIND TO EVER LIVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Impactmug. Dr. JeepJorp "WeLl YoU cOuLd ChAnGe!"
Hym "Nope. No. I'll just be the worst thing ever. That's fine. The embodiment of sin is fine. I'll just fucking be that forever."
Hym "Nope. No. I'll just be the worst thing ever. That's fine. The embodiment of sin is fine. I'll just fucking be that forever."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the The embodiment of sinmug. An acronym for Global Alliance for Responsible... Media? Garm. It's also the name of an axe in Fire emblem and I think it's a reference to a Lizard-God. It's ran by SOMEBODY Something-witz. Sounds like a Jew! Sounds like I'm being robbed by a Jew! If you're using my shit you're associating with me. You don't want to have to ADMIT you are associated with me because then you have to using my shit without paying me. Or STEALING it from me. Additionally, if you are doing it for a REASON... And that REASON is to convert my way of thinking... If it is therapeutic then it (Tautologically) is "conversion therapy" with is illegal and if it ISN'T therapeutic it is "conversion therapy with the intent to harm" which is the same thing as conversion therapy... But worse. So... The government will remediate this blatant violation of my rights... Or... I guess I'll have to retaliate against the people doing it... Who happen to be Jews..."
Hym "It's fun to say though too! Garm garm garm garm! Try it! Garmgarmgarmgarmgarm! Doesn't sound very jewish though... Hey! I'm like prometheus! The Jews are like vultures! Eating my liver every day! I'm like if Prometheus and Sysiphus had a baby! Heh! Thats fun... Jewish kids only. That's guaranteed now. Um... I'm going to google it now: Synagogues need me! You were fine with the kids getting murdered as long as it wasn't Jews, right? Cus I said if you stole it I would murder kids and it was stolen almost exclusively by Jews. So... Okie dokie... Or are you going pay? Because if you were like 'Stealing is wrong so I'm going to pay the guy whose stuff I took' then we'd be gravy."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
Get the Garmmug. Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.
Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
Get the Armed teachersmug. I'm pretty sure I called him a Gomer. A gomer is an "old retard." Or an old person who's basically a vegetable.
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Get the Gomermug. 