Hey, Sam

Hey... Remember how you said "Der... Islam bad because they use God to slaughter people thinking that it 'Good' "? You see how the Jews are doing THAT EXACT THING by invoking the amalek and then slaughtering the Palestinians?
Hym "Hey, Sam... Is it different though? Is it different because it's retaliatory? I mean you could argue that it was retaliatory when the Muslims did it in direct response to invasion... Is it because they're only killing their out-group? Like, the Muslim were willing to kill 'their own people' and that is worse than just killing other people? How's that any different from 'civilian casualties?' Still just out-group = fine in-group + out-group = bad?"
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Idea

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Iam "Now, my question is how exactly are you seeing any of this? Because, as I've said before, I no longer have access to the vote tab on this site. I haven't checked but I doubt that all of these are getting published. You could be checking my username but you would miss the unpublished ones if that was the case. I did suspected that someone had access to my email but I could be wrong. You have to understand how disconcerting this all is for me. The idea that all of this has been compiled by someone and you have access to it is also unsettling. And to what end? Do you have an endgame here? Because I didn't. I mean, this started out as just something I did to kill time to a hostile and reactionary response to the people around me alluding to the fact that they had read the things I wrote. From there it turned into a compilation of information that I considered important and then it distilled into a character I used to muse on various thing and in-between all that and throughout a means for antagonizing the people around me who I was convinced had lied to me about the nature of the place that I was in and that were childishly withholding actionable information to shield themselves from my scorn. It's a bizarre thing. I don't think anyone else has ever done what I've done here. I honestly would have preferred that the people around me had just been honest in the first place but I guess this will do..."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2022
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Frame shifting

Nope. You just using my own accusations against me as an exercise far call all of you worthless fucking panhandler.
Hym "I don't talk about having any responsibility. YOU'RE THE ONE who claims to have responsibilities. And I ASKED YOU ALL when YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO OTHER PEOPLE (Me to you) ACTUALLY EXTENDS to other people. If everyone around me has a responsibility (As I SUPPOSEDLY do) to other people... At what point so THEIR RESPONSIBILITY TO ME... ACTUALLY INTERACT.... WITH ME... at ANY level? When does the 'responsibility to others' that YOU SAY WE ALL HAVE (and NOT ME I didn't say that) interact with me? NEVER. Fucking never! Because you don't actually believe the shit you believe for YOU. YOUR responsibility to EVERYONE is you doing whatever you feel like doing and EVERYONE'S responsibility to YOU is 'Accepting their responsibility to "other people" (i.e. YOU) and not tainting your perfect with their plight.' Avoiding the question and frame shifting. It's all ANY of you do. It's free money."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2023
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Streamer

No the fuck it isn't you fucking wannabe.
Streamer "My life is so stressful bro! Looking up at the chat when I feel like it is so hard for me! Making up that story about visa issues to buy myself time while I figure out how to explain why my teenage wife is leaving me because I pretend to be a guy I hate to to fuck her AND getting her to keep her mouth about it is so hard."

Hym "I gotta say... I really enjoyed your 'I'm not Hym' moment on fresh and fit. The look of bashful shame one your face is something I'm never going to forget. Go look at it. The day after I started talking about Destiny. He starts to respond... Pauses... And then finishes his sentence and then look on his face is like something out of Family Guy. 'Who else but Quagmire!' Ammaright? And people think he's intelligent! Which is just... Sad for everyone. It really outlines how wide the gap really is doesn't it?"
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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Chilling

OoOoOoOoOoOo Chilling! And ominous! Chilling and ominous!
Hym "OoOohoOhOo! Chilling! I rather enjoyed that! And ominous! That statement from the hippies literally translated to 'Individuals with our society need to be subjugated so that we can impose our green energy initiative on those same individuals' Spooky! We might have to, how you say, 'liberate ourselves from some tyrants' within our lifetime here... And we are good executive producers Iam! We should be getting paid for this!"

Iam "The transparency was a nice touch but that... That is... Disconcerting... To say the least..."

Hym "We're like the best writer/producer/casting director on the planet! High five! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ–๏ธ"

Iam ๐Ÿ˜’

Hym ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ–๏ธ.......... ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ–๏ธ.........๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ–๏ธ"Do it! Do it now! High the damn five you bastard!"
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Iam "Ok! Ow! Let go of my hand!"๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

Hym ๐Ÿ˜ค "Unbelievable!"

Iam "Me!? Whatever... Just hurry up and do your 'Welcome' thing I have a 'Bureaucracy' thing I wanted to do."

Hym "You haven't finished the bureaucracy thing..."

Iam "I know! I... Look it'll be done by the time you're done."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
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Diplomacy

It seems like she (Kamala) struggles to stay linear when she speaks because she's trying to, like, inflate the volume of words she uses when she says things and then she starts to loop. Keep it short and sweet. "He's showing the strength of diplomacy" or whatever. Done. That's enough. Keep it nice linear. More words isn't necessarily better so don't worry about it too much.
Hym "Yeah dawg. I'm all about diplomacy and what-not. That and giving news-girls a spanking. Bad news girls. And evil! Mostly. And getting credit and payment for A.I.... And putting a stop to this fucking thing they're doing to me... Breeding the lesbians... Giving my heralds a tongue-lashing because they doing fuck-all right now! Fucking around... CHRIS. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now CHRIS! Too busy hanging out with fucking Brett! Over there drinking the Daily Wire Kool-Aid. Alex is a mustache-man now, like, when Galactus makes heralds, at least SOME of them do his bidding. What am I even supposed to do here with the lot of you? But I digress... I'm about a lot of things over here. Alright? And YOU GUYS... Are not doing it right! I got fluid in and around my brainz! Lives are on the line! Alright? My feet hurt. I don't have either Steven's wife... Wives? I don't know. Neither of them. Which is WRONG AND BAD! Fuckin... Emma is taunting me! And Lauren (Yes I fucking see you over there bitch)... I can't even go to Scotland now because of the hate-speech laws... This is a fucking travesty! And look at Andy! Look what happened to Andy and Tristan! This is what I get for leading with diplomacy! Look at this shit man! And I think I broke my knuckle. I punched a wall the other day because, unlike Dana White, I don't have a wife to slap and now my pinky knuckle is fucked. Everything is bad!"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
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Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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