Sentences

All the best ones have already been said or written... Which is why you motherfuckers need to shut the fuck up (so I can say words for a million dollars)!
Hym "🎶Mandatory minimum sentences RAAAHH!!🎶"

Iam "That's a good song."
by Hym Iam May 02, 2022
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Incels

2/3 of the male population age 18-36 haven't has sex or been on a date in over a year.
Hym "The genocide can start today fat cocked bitch and the world becomes a better place immediately. You see how entitled they are, right? They need to fuck all the women and be exalted AND shit on anyone who isn't fucking because their cock isn't fat or they can't cope with the fact that they are useless, incompetent, and basically retarded. The incels are the bad guys though."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2024
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Incest

You forgot the incest, shitstain! It's the most important part! Sex is only good if it's your sister kind of!
Hym "Yeah it's like a cannibal suffering cult that is, like, super stoked about how they murdered an innocent guy without remorse... But it ALSO... Has INCEST! It's the most important part! The incest IS the religion! The whole goal of the religious is to perform that sweet, sweet incest ritual! And it's super important to them that people are forced to do it! They really want you to make a chick your sister (technically) and then fuck a baby into your kind-of sister. They're also the gimps for the Jews! And the jews are functionally equivalent to a Jesus. That's a thing too."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
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Girls

God knows I am way too hard on them. I'm sure they are trying their best.
Iam "You know, I hate that it's like this... I know I've been on a tangent about girls lately but you are the one who brought it up. The woman you brought on made a poignant observation about the differences in moral reasoning. I found that to be an interesting thought. I can't remember the name of the person she was quoting but I liked her. I've been dissolutioned (to a large extent) by recent events and the current social climate. It really isn't their fault. They woke up here just the same as I did. This really bothers me.... But I've run out of thoughts to think for now. So, I guess I'll just leave it at that and think on it some more...."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
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Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022
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Boo'd

Booooo Trump. Booooo Elon. Heheheheh.
Hym "Why are you getting boo'd guys? What happened with that 10% drop in your approval rating? What happened? Wha- What is going on there?"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2025
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Let's force it!

The rallying cry of Ultra Force. An avengers knock-off cartoon. It's got everything! Discount Ironman named Prototype whose mom looks like Kamala Harris... He's black sometimes. Wish Shazam. Fair-use Wonderwoman. The leader is a blonde guy with a ponytail and I cannot figure out what the fuck he powers are. Like, he can flay and has super strength... But so does everyone. He shot a Lazer out of, like, the side of his wrist... It was weird. And then they got Emma Frost but if she sat in a professor X chair but she can stand. I literal Ghoul named Ghoul who can like, summon ghosts.
Hym "He's got rogue DNA? Oh wow! They use 'rough dna' as a false pretense to round up ultras so a vampire man can steal their powers... And the government agency that the vampire took over accuses one of the team (The Shazam) of having the dna and these motherfuckers turn on his ass IMMEDIATELY! He's like 'They're lying!' And the team is like 'Let's force it!' And that is not the best catchphrase to have."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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