Max Holloway

Used the game I was literally better than everyone (except for literally 2 people) at to get better at striking.
Hym "You hear that Max Holloway used EA's UFC 1 to get better at striking? That's hilarious! I probably played against him! And dog-walked him! Because I knew personally 1 of the only 2 guys better than me... So... Unless the other guy was Max Holloway... Yeah... Neat. That's a cool thing."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
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Find me

You can't. I'm already found. I'm not hidden.
Hym "Ypu don't need to find me. Everyone already knows where I am. I'm in the surveillance apparatus. And killing me might lead to the attack of Americans. I'm an American. My rights are being violated and you're colluding with A MENTALLY RETARDED PERSON AND AN ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER to try and steal AI. The American people are the ones who are going to suffer from your trying to get away with this. I told you not to do it. You did it anyway. You need to get this retard out of our politics. Send his ass back to South Africa. Deport the South African invader immediately. You see the irony of a president deporting a bunch of migrants and then letting a retarded migrant take over the government, right? You're capable of understanding that, right? So, yeah, no. I'm not worried about it. Get him out. Send him back to Africa. Give me my shit. Bring the inflation down. That's your job. Do your job bitch. You are actively letting an immigrant steal from an American and it COULD HAVE cost Americans their lives and the lives of their kids."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
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The Platinum Rule

Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.
Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"
by Hym Iam July 08, 2022
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Writing

Ooooh it IS hard work that I’m doing here!
Hym “Writing is super-duper hard work. And I’m doing. AND I’m right all the Goddamn time. It’s a good thing working hard pays off and doesn’t lead to (and ONLY to) exploitation. That would suck because then I would be living in squalor while other people are buttering their bread with my hard work. Good thing that’s not the case. And it’s a good thing we don’t have hundreds of thousands of people watching that happen live to see what’s in store for them in Dr. Jeepjorp’s Social-Lysenkoism new world order. Everything is great.”
by Hym Iam October 05, 2022
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Shill Gates

Hym "That's it! Shill Gates, Kikerbeard, REE-Lon... The US government is allowing the jews to steal under threat of God punishment because they're retarded! THAT'S the racket! Shill Gates? NOT the inventor of the world's most popular operating software. Stole it from some other guy. The US government let him do it. Kikerbeard? STOLE Facebook from that other guy. REE-lon? Mentally retarded. Allowed to steal by the government. It looks like the entire purpose of the US government is to steal from everyone else and give the ill-gotten gains to the Jews! But don't you question it cus God'll getcha! They need to be ALLOWED to lie and steal cus if they AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO IT... You'll murder them all for living and stealing! AGAIN! Oh gosh-golly why does everybody hate us? I just don't get! We're doing what God told us to do to people who aren't Jews... But God is GOOD! God said I could do it so if should be fine I'm I just don't get it, OOOOOO Ghefoigal! Not like doing what God says turns you into a delusional solipsistic freak or anything..."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2025
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The words

Changing them won't make a difference.
Hym "The words. The name. None of that matters. Changing isn't going to do anything. Because, as I said before, we don't think in words. We think in amorphous abstraction. And I am not a name. The internet logic is thus: You are either the inventor of AI or you are not. I KNOW I am the inventor of AI. You KNOW you are not that. You can change the words or the name all you want. It's not going to change who you need to pay to deactivate the spiral. You need to pay the inventor, the creator, of AI. And you're not Hym."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2025
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Loaded questions

Again, asking loaded, re or de-contextualized questions does not exemplify an inability to defend a position I hold.
Hym "Loaded questions, out of context, from people who don't actually want an answer isn't the same as you asking me a question in the context of this things here. You're a piece of shit. Die faster. Die HARDER. Die and then be resuscitated... And then die a second time... Except even harder than the first time."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2024
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