Psychic Prison Made of Retards

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.

Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Question

Does that answer your question, Jordan? Or does it need to be a yes or no? Because I know how you feel about yes or no questions...

Hym "To answer your question, Yes. The first time I did it begrudgingly, at someone else's behest. Tried to convince them not to do it or to do it in a way that wasn't fucking retarded. Seriously. If you're going to commit fraud, do not let the ring leader be a fat bald retard. Second time was compensatory. She was fucking the retard. She was talking about how much she loves fat cocks and she locked eyes with a cripple for a full 7 count. She fucked him. Which means.... there aren't any cameras here. And to tolerate that shit costs way more than I was being paid. Why should I be forced to eat the cost? I don't think I should have to do that. So, I didn't. Hit them with a little 'labor inflation' and send a few thousand 'emails' asking where the fuck that prostitute was keeping my money and allowed them to compensate me for services rendered. Wasn't enough obviously. My payment remains incomplete. Interest is building.... 🤷 I still maintain that I am fairly morally grey. For now at least."

by Hym Iam February 09, 2023

Friends

I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.

Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

1 billion dollar offer

To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!

Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"

by Hym Iam August 01, 2025

Mysterious Orbs

Oho! Hollow purple.

Hym "Wait... You guy know that I'm the original guy who was talking about the weaponized schizophrenia right? There were never 2 weaponized schizophrenia guys. I'm the only one. I did it under a different name but the Gmail account has always been the same. If you trace my emails back to when Urban Dictionary still had rejection letters that still went out you'll see that I still have rejection letters. Right? No you. Something something non-sequitur. That was all me. The hot ones where purple. When I said I was Noah I wasn't claiming to be Noah and I elaborated when I said it both in the actual post and in the subsequent post. That's were the Gojo powers come from. Reversal Red (No you) Blue is something-something non-sequitor. And Gojo say something about twilight in the incantation before using hollow purple. That's a reference to me saying chicks were into Robert Patinson from Twilight? Remember? That was me. Using Jordan's. Did a thing about the relationship between Jungian Psychology and anime. I'm doing a thing here guys this was supposed to come around full circle a lot faster than it did you guys are slow as fucking dogshit. And now we got mysterious orbs in the sky is the anti-spiral going off!? You guys need to hurry the fuck up then."

by Hym Iam July 06, 2025

Invictus Platinum

WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!

Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”

Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”

Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”

Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”

Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”

by Hym Iam November 28, 2022

America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.

Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025