It's Hym

"It's the guy making all of those posts!"
Hym "It's Hym! And you're musing on the theory of selling trinkets but I've already generated more money than ANYONE could ever make buy selling anything. Because I sell things in abstraction. And I do that because I'm A FUCKING GENIUS!"
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
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Thankful

Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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Thankful

And some people create the AI! And because everyone does have health care, I don't get it. So other people can pan handle for money they don't need and steal my shit.
Hym "I'm not thankful for anything. I'll be thankful when I'm paid and credited for my contribution. You are shit. You need to know that you're shit and be unable to deny it."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Results

Ugh 😩 Jesus Christ... 😖+🤦+🤏 I'm not getting the results because you're withholding the results from me in exchange for good behavior. So, I spend the rest of my life as a lobotomized zombie. Waiting for the day that never comes. You get to pat yourself on the back because your thing 'worked.' No. My thing worked. This worked. It's like I won a game and at the scoreboard screen I got hit with a prompt to answer a million question survey to receive me elo. No. Give me my shit. The game is over. I win. There's nothing more to talk about.
Hym "Holy shit! This is infuriating! You act like I swiped the condom off your dick as you were about to bang your girlfriend. I accepted what you (in aggregate) said as intuitively appealing axioms and applied it to my thing. Congratulations! You made a convincing argument and I watched it. You've convinced someone to accept your thought as axiomatic truth. Was that not the intent of you saying it!? 'BuT iT's My TrUtH!' Is it? Is it though? Maybe YOU accepting everything I write as 'what I (and not Hym Iam but ME) believe' is what is inappropriate about the situation. You ever considered that!? You want to talk about results? You quoted something I said (in person) to 2 people I don't associate with. That's the result I wanted. I said words to a stranger and a guy on YouTube repeated them back to me, intentionally and DELIBERATELY. Because he knew I had said them, he knows who I am, AND that I would be watching. And you're making it about 'finding love' and psychology 😖+🤦+🤏 Jesus man you guys actively being the problem and then saying your not the problem is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. It's surreal! It's like you're fucking my wife while looking me dead in the eyes and telling me 'Nah bro it's fine for me to do this.' WOW! The bottom of the river is looking pretty good right now. It never ends with you."
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
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The effect has already been profoundly negative FOR THE ONLY PERSON BEING AFFECTED and if it needs if it needs to come to child murder then you clearly don't care in the way you pretend to about human life.
Hym "And they aren't doing it to you so you would not know . If you don't have tolerate the bigotry then I don't have to tolerate this. MY SOLUTION or CHILD MURDER. BINARY CHOICE. YOU PARTICIPATE OR I'LL BRING IT TO YOUR DOORSTEP. YOU CHOSE TO PARTICIPATE. So, you will. You're going to love what I do to her. Not as much as I will. But you'll love it."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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THEIR KIDS

THEIR KIDS! THIER! KIDS! THEY'RE TEACHING THEIR KIDS AND THEIR KIDS HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS YOUR KIDS (SOMETIMES)!
Hym "Jesus Christ... Look... They aren't teaching YOUR kids anything that they aren't teaching THEIR kids. They aren't bringing YOUR kids to drag shows... They're bringing THEIR KIDS. I don't see how you think that deliberately misrepresenting the issue does anything to further resolve the issue... Unless your intent is NOT to result the issue. Your goal may very well be to perpetuate the negative feedback loop. And that's actually the linchpin of the feedback loop. If one side is 'correct' then neither side is justified in stopping the other because they are doing the same thing. Their positions are irreconcilable. By default. And somebody saw this and was all... CHAFF GRENADE! BANG! The kids are just the final bulwark. That's how you know they're getting desperate."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
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Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!
Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"
by Hym Iam June 05, 2025
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