seamen

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
by Hugh G Rection August 02, 2006
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knockers

See tits, hooters, bazookas, bazongas... same thing.
Knockers have to be kinda big to deserve being called that.
Lil titties are better addressed as mosquito bites or zits
Like electric toy trains, knockers were originally designed for kids, but are mostly enjoyed by grownups.
by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003
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schlong

A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005
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testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks
by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2004
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cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*
by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005
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Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
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