HueyFreeman's definitions

Dexter

A TV show on Showtime about a guy named Dexter. He's a forensics scientist by day, and a serial murderer by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.

Tagline: Dexter takes life. Seriously.

by HueyFreeman November 7, 2006

prussian blue

The KKK's answer to the Olsen Twins. Twin girls whose minds were tainted since birth by their sick, white supremacist mother. Now they perform and release folk music that, in a "subtle" and "heartwarming" manner, tries to promote and support the disgusting plague that is white supremacy. Not only is it disgusting, it's disturbing. Disturbing in the sense that a grown woman would pollute the fragile, impressionable minds of her offspring with this shit. But they probably won't be going very far anyway; these two girls can't carry a tune in a dumpster.

Racist moron: "Prussian Blue is the best music duo ever! There's *so* much truth in their songs!"

Me: "Shut up, you idiot!" (Punch)

by HueyFreeman September 11, 2006

liquid bling

When you give a girl a generous dousing of urine, preferably to the face, after sex. R. Kelly's method of choice.

Damn! He tricked her out with some liquid bling!

by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006

autobots

The good guys of the Transformers universe. There were quite an abundant amount of them, the most notable being Bumblebee, Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide, and Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime. They were all led by the noble leader Optimus Prime. They fought to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons, the bad guys of the Transformers universe, led by Megatron. That simple.

Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.

by HueyFreeman September 15, 2006

alien ant farm

A band that, unfortunately, is only best known for their Michael Jackson cover of "Smooth Criminal". It sucks because outside of this song, they're actually a really good band.

Teeny bopper: "OMG!!! Alien Ant Farm is awesome! 'Smooth Criminal', like, rocks!!!!"

Alien Ant Farm fan: "Aw, shut up. Go listen to their whole albums instead of the same video MTV plays."

by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006

bling bang

The type of jewelery that, according to Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie "Blood Diamond", they have in Africa. Apparently more valuable than american bling.

"In America it's Bling bling. Down here it's bling bang."

by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006

dear sister

A joke that stemmed from an episode of The OC and Saturday Night lLive that revolves around the shooting death of a character in slow motion, with a memorable excerpt from the song "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap used as audio. Was amusing at first, but now the subject of done-to-death spoofs on Youtube using clips from various films.

Imogen Heap refrain: (Gunshot) Mmmmm whatcha sayyyyy. Mmmm that you only meant well...
-refrain used in "Dear Sister"

by HueyFreeman October 1, 2007