13 definitions by Herbos, a prince

coonilingus

Performing oral sex on a black woman

He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

crepe de chine

cheap crap made in China

what shoddy merchandise; clearly crepe de Chine

by Herbos, a prince October 17, 2010

pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008

FMD

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

IFH

I Fucking hope.
Expression of doubt, uncertainty.

I'm going to pass the end term, IFH

by Herbos, a prince August 25, 2008

By Fucking Jove

Exclamation of shock; surprise. {goddamngood gravyfuck meI'll be damned

Watson, I knew you were a bit off but by fucking Jove, I never knew you were the bloody Queen.

by Herbos, a prince July 11, 2008

clitterati

Top drawer pussy: a stunnng cunt.

Dude that is some world class pussy: a charter member of the clitterati.

elite feminine world class snatch

by Herbos, a prince May 30, 2010