psychiatric proctologist

Medical specialist who helps people get their heads out of their asses

Dipshit, you are a fool; you require a psychiatric proctologist to help you get your head out of your ass.

by Herbos, a prince June 08, 2021

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 05, 2008

coonilingus

Performing oral sex on a black woman

He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

crepe de chine

cheap crap made in China

what shoddy merchandise; clearly crepe de Chine

by Herbos, a prince October 19, 2010

googlefucked

Totally fucked, beyond any hope of redemption. Fucked to the (mathematical power of Google).
Unsalvageable; beyond hope; untouchable.

My wife told me not to eat the leftovers, I forgot. I am Googlefucked.

by Herbos, a prince November 22, 2015

IFH

I Fucking hope.
Expression of doubt, uncertainty.

I'm going to pass the end term, IFH

by Herbos, a prince October 17, 2008

FMD

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008