Definitions by Herb N. Dictionary

noice

"nice!", but said like a meathead for effect

I got a C+ in Basic Math. Noice!

noice by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

swim at the Y 

to lick bush; to perform cunnilingus

I pulled lifeguard duty last night while my chica and her chica friend went swimming at the Y.

swim at the Y by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

hit and run 

a meaningless one night stand

I hope you got insurance, bitch, 'cause I'm gonna pull a hit and run on your ass.

hit and run by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

skrimp 

ghetto for "shrimp"

"I loves me some skrimp!" said the ghetto denizen.

skrimp by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

merc 

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

merc by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

swag 

1. originally, Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer. currently used to describe any inferior marijuana.
2. to steal

I would steal his pot, but that swag ain't worth swaggin'.

swag by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

sphincter blink 

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

sphincter blink by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002