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Chestburster

The accident that can happen during a titjob with two overly-enthusiastic parties: when either a man thrusts too hard, or a woman pumps too hard, a tip of the man's penis may hit the woman in the chest with enough force to cause both parties great physical pain.

This usually tends to happen when both parties are young people, as young men achieve harder erections, and young women (especially ones who haven'd given birth yet) have a lower pain tolerance.
Renee: "Lucy, what's that on your chest?"
Lucy: "Well, I gave Kevin a titjob and..."
Renee: "Oooh, was it a chestburster?"
Lucy: "Yeah. A chestburster."
Chestburster by Helel ben Shahaar August 26, 2019
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Chestburster Day 

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender or how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This is a parody holiday that was inspired by Alien Day, an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.
"Today is Chestburster Day!"
"Did you bring your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"
Chestburster Day by Xenolover101 April 13, 2021

Chestburster Day 

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender, how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This parody holiday was inspired by Alien Day, that is an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.
"Hey It's Chestburster Day!"

"Got your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"
Chestburster Day by Xenolover101 April 13, 2021

chest-burster 

A baby xenomorph, shown in the entire Alien serious as well as Alien vs Predator 1 and 2. This is the 2nd stage in the xenomorph development after a human (or something of comparable size) is attacked by a face-hugger. After a short period of incubation it burst out of a hosts' chest like an evil bloody penis, then runs of somewhere to feed and grow at an unnaturally fast rate.
A chest-burster is the last thing the hosts sees before they die.
chest-burster by Rena Snake March 4, 2008

chestburger 

1. n. - the act of shitting on anothers stomach and/or core region during sex, usually under the influence of alcohol and/or crazy bitches syndrome
2. n. - one who gives chestburgers
1. I heard they were about to get dirty and she gave him a big old chestburger.
2. Hey, did you know? He's a chestburger!
chestburger by psychadelicatessen January 27, 2009
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