A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often
by Hector Knox July 06, 2005
Get the toss goblinmug. Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.
Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"
Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"
Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"
by Hector Knox July 09, 2006
Get the Clit-tardmug. by Hector Knox July 06, 2005
Get the cottageingmug. The rest room/ bath room/ toilet/ bogatries etc etc
An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet
An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet
"Excuse me old boy but I've had a few too many lagers and curry and so could you please direct me to the nearest Biscuit Tin?"
by Hector Knox December 30, 2005
Get the Biscuit Tinmug. Someone who lives in a house but is still a scruffy little bum.
Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.
Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.
Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson.
"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"
"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"
by Hector Knox July 06, 2005
Get the indoor hobomug. A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.
Example A:
Father: How about these trainers?
Son: No dad I don't want them.
Example B:
"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"
"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"
Father: How about these trainers?
Son: No dad I don't want them.
Example B:
"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"
"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"
by Hector Knox December 30, 2005
Get the Nodadsmug. A Word of Liverpudlian or Scouser origin.
A complete Assehole, male or female, who talks utter shit.
Generally found in a pub pissed up and trying to talk someone into either lending them money or supplying them with more drink.
So called a Pram-Head as they are full of shit and broken biscuits, like an old shitty pram or stroller used to transport babies and toddlers around in.
A complete Assehole, male or female, who talks utter shit.
Generally found in a pub pissed up and trying to talk someone into either lending them money or supplying them with more drink.
So called a Pram-Head as they are full of shit and broken biscuits, like an old shitty pram or stroller used to transport babies and toddlers around in.
Example A;
Tom; Don't look now but Matt's just come into the pub...
Pete; Good, that fuckin' Pram-Head owes me a tenner.
Example B;
Man1; here mate lend us a tenner, I earn 5k a week me and and can pay it you back on Friday...
Man2: Fuck off you Pram-Head bastard
Tom; Don't look now but Matt's just come into the pub...
Pete; Good, that fuckin' Pram-Head owes me a tenner.
Example B;
Man1; here mate lend us a tenner, I earn 5k a week me and and can pay it you back on Friday...
Man2: Fuck off you Pram-Head bastard
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
Get the Pram-Headmug.