Hector Knox's definitions

cottageing

Hanging around public toilets and spying over men's penises for sexual gratification.

Tony was arrested last monday for cottageing

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

indoor hobo

Someone who lives in a house but is still a scruffy little bum.

Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson.

"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

fatty banger

Someone who has the painful and hindering curse of getting drunk and banging a real fat ugly bitch.

Don't invite Lewis out tonight, that buster's a big time fatty banger.

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

toss goblin

A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often

That guy is a real toss goblin

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

by Hector Knox July 9, 2006

Biscuit Tin

The rest room/ bath room/ toilet/ bogatries etc etc

An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet

"Excuse me old boy but I've had a few too many lagers and curry and so could you please direct me to the nearest Biscuit Tin?"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

Nodads

A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.

Example A:

Father: How about these trainers?

Son: No dad I don't want them.

Example B:

"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"

"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005