Hector Knox's definitions

fatty banger

Someone who has the painful and hindering curse of getting drunk and banging a real fat ugly bitch.

Don't invite Lewis out tonight, that buster's a big time fatty banger.

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

Nodads

A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.

Example A:

Father: How about these trainers?

Son: No dad I don't want them.

Example B:

"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"

"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

indoor hobo

Someone who lives in a house but is still a scruffy little bum.

Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson.

"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

chorer

A beligerent ghoul who wears track suits, henri lloyd sweaters and baseball caps all the time (even in court) and tries to prove oneself by picking fights with innocent and usually solitary members of the public. Chorer's are basically townies or chavs who steal on a regular basis, ie they chore.
When not on the chore they are usually causing willful damage to public and or private property, sniffing gas, hanging outside McDonald's in Halifax and giving abuse to strangers.

example A: "Someone chored my motor!"

example B: "Ey dack 'ed you startin?"
"Fuck off and get a job you lousy Chorer"

by Hector Knox October 13, 2006

cottageing

Hanging around public toilets and spying over men's penises for sexual gratification.

Tony was arrested last monday for cottageing

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

Oranjeboom-boom

The oh so terrible and totally unshakeable hangover brought upon by being skint causeing one to buy cheap shitty ale such as Kestrel/Special Brew/Oranjeboom and having a real big session on the aforementioned drinks.

a; you ok mate?
b; fuck no, I've got a bastard Oranjeboom-boom going on.

"Never again man! My head's pounding, I got a nasty Oranjeboom-boom and now i'm even skinter!"

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

Cock-Arse

Someone who is a complete cock but an absolute arse at the same time.

Example A:

"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"

Example B:

"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005