Fenway Frank

When you place your penis between a girl's double chin, resembling a hotdog in a bun.

That girl I took home last night was so fat I couldn't find her pussy so I got some sweet pics of me giving her the old Fenway Frank.

by Headexpl0dy July 25, 2017

Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

Indoor skin

Skin that is soft, especially hands, denoting they have lived a comfortable life.

This isn’t hard work, what are you complaining about? You're just not used to this kind of thing because you have Indoor Skin.

by Headexpl0dy January 15, 2024

evangelegal

A mix of the word evangelist and illegal.

1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.

What do you mean the church keeps pushing bars out of this town? I can't believe this evangelegal bullshit!

by Headexpl0dy June 16, 2010

Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009

spam

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

by Headexpl0dy November 04, 2007

gayhab

Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing

That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.

by Headexpl0dy May 12, 2007