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Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010
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by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007
Get the ninchuck mug.Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008
Get the ho-dometer mug.Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014
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Get the Battle surfing mug.A mix of the word evangelist and illegal.
1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.
1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.
What do you mean the church keeps pushing bars out of this town? I can't believe this evangelegal bullshit!
by Headexpl0dy June 16, 2010
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