Headexpl0dy's definitions

Fenway Frank

When you place your penis between a girl's double chin, resembling a hotdog in a bun.

That girl I took home last night was so fat I couldn't find her pussy so I got some sweet pics of me giving her the old Fenway Frank.

by Headexpl0dy July 25, 2017

Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."

by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018

Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

evangelegal

A mix of the word evangelist and illegal.

1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.

What do you mean the church keeps pushing bars out of this town? I can't believe this evangelegal bullshit!

by Headexpl0dy June 16, 2010

code diablo

When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.

"Damn, is that Dave's mother-in-law pulling up? CODE DIABLO!"

by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007

red or blue

To ask if someone wants to do something. To find out if someone is willing to help with a task. Matrix slang.

"So, about the plan, are you red or blue on this?"

by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007

spam

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

by Headexpl0dy November 4, 2007