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The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.
There are levels to buffness.
Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.
Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.
Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.
Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
There are levels to buffness.
Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.
Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.
Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.
Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!
*lifts and becomes absolute unit.
Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
*lifts and becomes absolute unit.
Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
Get the Gym Rat mug.Moonshine is fermented, distilled ethanol. Depending on what you fermented, you get varying levels of toxic methanol. You can test for methanol by adding a little Moonshine to a borosilicate glass beaker or petri dish, adding boric acid or borax and some sulfuric acid, then burning it. If the flame turns green, then your Moonshine contains toxic methanol and it's not safe to drink, only safe for the laboratory. If the flame turns yellow and blue, it's just ethanol. If the fire turns red, you'll be dead because it has lead. Moonshine is fermented sugar.
I tested my Moonshine with the boric acid and sulfuric acid flame test! The fire was blue and yellow so it was safe and has no methanol or lead. It's just ethanol.
by HawaiianPunch1 October 11, 2022
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by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021
Get the Freebase speed mug.Butane is a gas that's in your lighter. It's useful for turning on older stoves, cigarettes, weed joints, starting a fire with firewood to stay warm if you go camping or if the power goes out, turning on candles, and butane can even be used in mini-stoves. Butane is not a bastard gas, pentane is a bastard gas. Butane might not be as fancy as propane, but Hank Hill used a butane lighter to turn on his cigarettes and accidentally took a puff off of a weed joint thinking it is a self rolled cigarette. He ended up freaking out and sleeping in the bushes, LOL! Don't drive high! In another episode, he caught his son smoking a cigarette with his friend, and made him smoke an entire carton of cigarettes and he joined in the end. Then Peggy joined. Then they quit.
Properties
Chemical formula
C4H10
Molar mass
58.124 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless gas
Odor
Gasoline-like or natural gas-like
Density
2.48 kg/m3 (at 15 °C (59 °F))
Melting point
−140 to −134 °C; −220 to −209 °F; 133 to 139 K
Boiling point
−1 to 1 °C; 30 to 34 °F; 272 to 274 K
Solubility in water
61 mg/L (at 20 °C (68 °F))
Properties
Chemical formula
C4H10
Molar mass
58.124 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless gas
Odor
Gasoline-like or natural gas-like
Density
2.48 kg/m3 (at 15 °C (59 °F))
Melting point
−140 to −134 °C; −220 to −209 °F; 133 to 139 K
Boiling point
−1 to 1 °C; 30 to 34 °F; 272 to 274 K
Solubility in water
61 mg/L (at 20 °C (68 °F))
Hank: You were smoking, Bobby?
Peggy: Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema!
Bobby: I thought those were the ingredients!
Peggy: Do you want to lose a Lung 'cause a boy will take it in a second?
*Hank and Bobby in the front yard! Hank dumping a whole carton of cigarettes!
Hank: Start puffing boy 'cause we got to get through 200 of these cigarettes!
Hank: *Hanks Bobby a butane lighter
Bobby: *puffs 30 cigarettes.
*Meanwhile in Dale Gribble's house
Dale: So Joseph, I heard you smoked your first cigarette.
Joseph: Sorry Dad, I promise to never smoke again.
Dale: Woah! I want you to make an informed decision! TM. If you want you can read a bloated government report on smoking. Or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry!
Doctor: Don't smoke, people. Vape! Then quit.
Peggy: Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema!
Bobby: I thought those were the ingredients!
Peggy: Do you want to lose a Lung 'cause a boy will take it in a second?
*Hank and Bobby in the front yard! Hank dumping a whole carton of cigarettes!
Hank: Start puffing boy 'cause we got to get through 200 of these cigarettes!
Hank: *Hanks Bobby a butane lighter
Bobby: *puffs 30 cigarettes.
*Meanwhile in Dale Gribble's house
Dale: So Joseph, I heard you smoked your first cigarette.
Joseph: Sorry Dad, I promise to never smoke again.
Dale: Woah! I want you to make an informed decision! TM. If you want you can read a bloated government report on smoking. Or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry!
Doctor: Don't smoke, people. Vape! Then quit.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 9, 2023
Get the Butane mug.A phase of of matter that is has solid and liquid properties, hence the word soquid. A soquid could be either semi-frozen/melted matter or matter that is composed of small particles of solid mix with the right amount of liquid. Slushies, smoothies, and ice cream and other things are poor quality soquids and most may not even be soquids. Mercury is a dense liquid with a high viscosity, not a solid.
Soquids melt faster than soft solids that have a similar or lower melting point. Soquids can also hold peaks. Soquid is (sqd). H2O(sqd)=H2O(l)<>H2O(s). Freezing and melting is occuring at the same time.
Soquids melt faster than soft solids that have a similar or lower melting point. Soquids can also hold peaks. Soquid is (sqd). H2O(sqd)=H2O(l)<>H2O(s). Freezing and melting is occuring at the same time.
Honey, peanut butter, Wendy's frosty, magma, semi-melted glass (which acts like honey), possibly quicksand. All in the soquid phase.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 26, 2010
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Get the C10H21N mug.Modafinil is wakefulness enhancer with the formula (C6H5)2HC(S=O)CH2(C=O)NH2. Modafinil and Armodafinil are good for ADHD (boosts memory, wakefulness, and focus), helps with Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder (by keeping you awake), helps with becoming smarter, helps with excessive sleepiness, helps with Narcolepsy, and more. Modafinil can be used long-term. Modafinil's dose range is 100mg to 200mg+. Modafinil can be prescribed by a doctor, bought online (from Modafinil XL, for example), or synthesized in a lab. Diphenylmethanone can be reduced to Diphenylmethanol by either Sodium Borohydride in pure dry ethanol, or by reacting it with Aluminum Galinstan in ethanol water. Then react Diphenylmethanol with Hydrobromic acid and Zinc chloride catalyst to get Diphenylmethyl bromide. React Thioglycolic acid with food grade Sodium Hydroxide and dry it to get Sodium Thioglycolate. Then synthesize Modafinil from there in a few more steps.
Tony: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil from Modafinil XL.
Steve: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil from Modafinil XL too. And I bought blue pills and herbs and acne cream and L-Theanine to counteract side effects of Modafinil.
Cassandra: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil and got pink pills and acne cream for side effects.
Steve: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil from Modafinil XL too. And I bought blue pills and herbs and acne cream and L-Theanine to counteract side effects of Modafinil.
Cassandra: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil and got pink pills and acne cream for side effects.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 2, 2023
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