HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Bud Light

The beer used to be kind of good, but now it has become a beer where, if you drink it, a dress will magically appear around you. Now it sucks! It has become Trans-(formers)

Bro 1: *Drinks Coors Light beer
Bro 2: *Drinks Modelo beer
Bro 3: *Starts Drinking Bud Light
Bro 1 and 2: Noooo! Don't drink that!
Bro 3: *Finishing Bud Light.

Why not?

Bro 1 and 2: Because of (censor playing Transformers theme. Transformers robots in disguise!)dress.

Bro 3: I feel funny. *Dress appears.

(Transformsers theme plays in the background). *Becomes Trans-(formers)
Trans-(former) 3: Noooooo!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023

I quit

I will get Vitamin N lozenges 2mg to 4mg and then quit.

Tony: Time to quit. *tries 4mg Nicotine lozenge.

Tony: I quit!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 15, 2025

Honey(sqd)

Honey(sqd) is honey at room temperature in the soquid phase. When honey is between a solid and a liquid. When you warm up the honey, it becomes closer to a liquid. When you cool down the honey, it becomes closer to a solid. Honey(l) ⇄ Honey(s) is Liquid honey freezing into solid honey and melting back into liquid honey. It's soquid honey. Honey is a soquid at room temperature.

I am eating soquid honey. This is delicious honey(sqd).

by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.

I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2021

Freebasing

Freebasing is when you take chemical reagents, research chemicals, or drugs, and you turn them from the HCl salt or other salts to the freebase. This is often done either with baking soda and hydrogen oxide(water) or sodium hydroxide. Sometimes you need to freebase something to react with ketones or aldehydes in a lab to form an imine. Sometimes you freebase something to smoke it(make it more smokable) even though it last shorter just because the high or buzz hits faster. HCl salts can be mixed in water and drinked or snorted. Freebase can only be smoked. Ethylamine HCl in ethanol solution to freebase ethylamine in ethanol using sodium hydroxide. Methylphenidate HCl (Ritalin, MPH HCl) to freebase Methylphenidate. 4F-MPH HCl to freebase 4F-MPH. Troparil HCl to freebase Troparil. Amphetamine HCl to freebase Amphetamine. Ethylamphetamine HCl to freebase Ethylamphetamine. Cocaine HCl to freebase Cocaine(called crack). 3-FA HCl to freebase 3-FA. Blue speed HCl to freebase Blue speed.

4F-MPH HCl to freebase 4F-MPH using baking soda and hydrogen oxide (water) is an example of freebasing.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

Lexapro

Lexapro is an SSRI antidepressant used for major depression and anxiety. It can be very useful when combined with other medications like Propranolol, Modafinil, Depakote, and more. Lexapro is escitalopram. It's stronger than Citalopram. 5mg of Lexapro plus other medications is good. It makes you happy. Lexapro; Selegiline; and D,L Deprenyl are way better than that Zoloft crap!

Tony: I took 5mg of Lexapro and Propranolol and other medications for depression and anxiety. I feel happy! They’re grrreeat!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2023

Midnight 15

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.

*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023