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A SEC-J (Pronounced Seck Jay or Es Ee See Jay) is a Sausage Egg and Cheese sandwich with Jalapeños!
Logan: I'll have a SEC-J!

Miguel: It will be ready in a few minutes.

*A few minutes later.

Miguel: Here's your Sausage Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!

Logan: Thanks!
SEC-J by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
A BEC-J (Pronounced Beck Jay, or Bee Ee See Jay) is a Bacon Egg and Cheese sandwich with Jalapeños!
Logan: I'll have a BEC-J

Miguel (the deli guy): Give me a few minutes.

*A few minutes later.

Miguel: Here's your Bacon Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!

Logan: Thanks!
BEC-J by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022

Eat your soup 

Eat your soup is a video about two Asian women eating soup, then vomiting on each other, then having sex. It was on the internet long ago. If someone shows you 2 girls 1 cup, you show them eat your soup. Eat your soup is actual vomit! They will likely never show you nasty videos again if you show them Eat your soup! Plus their reaction is funny.
Winsor: Look! 2 girls 1 cup! It's just a normal video.
Dennis: Ew!

*The next day*

Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.

Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!
Eat your soup by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022

Coors Light 

Coors Light is the coldest and best tasting beer ever! It's delicious! It's alcoholic and not weak. It's medium to strong. Coors Light goes down smooth. Coors Light taste awesome! It's like all the good taste and cool things put into one. Anywhere from a few to a 6-pack of Coors is awesome! When the mountains turn blue, it's supercold and ready to drink. The tastiest and coldest beer ever.
Hank: This Coors Light is awesome!

Dole: Yes! Delicious!
Coors Light by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
Vallium is the cooler way to spell Valium. It's a benzodiazepine (or benzo for short) which relaxes you. They are prescribed by a doctor for anxiety when other medications fail. Vallium can become pretty addictive, so use responsibly. Do not combine it with alcohol (ethanol).
I took a vallium pill and now I'm not anxious anymore. I am relaxed.
Vallium by HawaiianPunch1 December 6, 2022
A skore is a skater whore. The combination of the words skater and whore. It's a woman who usually hangs around skate parks looking to have sex with skaters.
Tyler: We can't skate with all the skores today.

Andre: Let's come back another day.

Christina: Hey boys. Wanna have some fun? ;)
Skore by HawaiianPunch1 November 28, 2022
K2 is herbs sprayed with JWH compounds which are synthetic Marijuana like JWH-018 and JWH-200. Ever since the government banned the safer JWH compounds, K2 was sprayed with stronger and more dangerous compounds. K2 turns your nails black now and can kill you. Kratom and Weed doesn't kill you. K2 kills! Weed and Kratom are legal now and much safer than K2!
Kevin (hooked on K2): This K2 is awesome.
Stan: Kevin, your nails are black.

*2 weeks later
Kevin dies.
K2 by HawaiianPunch1 November 9, 2022