Harry flashman's definitions

Rambo

A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.

In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

ration of shit

Backtalk or verbal tirade.

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

iaintdunnit

A categorical denial said immediately after the discovery of wrongdoing but before accusations have been made...an admission of guilt.

Everbody knowed Bubba stolt Cooters moonpie as soon as Bubba said, "iaintdunnit".

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

soup sandwich

A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.

Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

bacdafucup

Get out of my face. Wait a minute, pinhead.

Bacdafucup, bazooka breath!

by harry flashman July 10, 2006

pantload

A full diaper. To be full of shit.

Don Imus was right when he called Senator Schumer a pantload.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003