Redneck

A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.

Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

fuckin' A

An affirmation spoken with religious zeal and enthusiasm.

Fuckin' A, tweety bird, it's beer and pizza tonight.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

religious truth

What one perceives as God's word, which can be different things to people in a group but is known to be absolute fact to each individual.

When someone says they have religious truth remember this saying: "Follow him who seeks the truth; beware of him who has found it."

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

cattywumpus

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

by harry flashman July 04, 2003

vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.

Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

tofu

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003