Harry flashman's definitions

prolapse

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.

That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

scumbubble

n. An unpleasant person with a personality disorder rendering him unlikable, incapable of civility and proactively rude to all he encounters.

Totally controlled by his genetic make-up and the unfortunate fact that he was raised by lizards, Larry started complaining about everything in the hope that everyone would become as miserable as him.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

unidimensional

Possessing no values, beliefs or thoughts but one. Singleminded, narrowly focused. A monochromal anti-bodylike personality.

Most elected officials are unidimensional...once elected it's all about getting reelected.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.

Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

duff

v. To D/F (direction find)

Break out the Yagi, men, as we must duff the illegal transmitter before it shuts down.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003