Harry flashman's definitions

groinal acreage

Body mass of the pubic area.

Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

assrhoid

A superlative for asshole.

Burchell, a.k.a. "assrhoid", left a trail of ruined careers where ever he went.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

mudshovel

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

gwine

Vernacular English for "going to", a declaration of intent.

Prunella said she gwine get her case worker changed unlest he give her AFDC for her baby, Boudreaux.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

fuck that

A response to a loaded question that seeks to elicit an affirmative reply.

Q. Hey, Rodney, I'm having a couple of close friends over tomorrow for beer and pizza...and to castrate some bull calves...can I count on you to come? A. Fuck that.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

harkut

The cure-all for hippies in the 60's.

Boy...git ah harkut!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003