Harry flashman's definitions

hilario

What Hillary won't give Bill. It drove Bill to seek the comfort of Monica.

If Bill had been getting hilario real regular he could have gotten a third term.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

halitosis

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

empowerment

A panacea pushed by social workers and governmental agencies onto people Darwin consigned a dead end destination to in evolution.

Reginald, fresh from the empowerment seminar, gave two weeks notice at the Whattaburger and bought a one way Greyhound bus ticket to New York where he was going to, by God, run for the Senate.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Jesuits

God's personal Marine Corps.

Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.

Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

mashed potato sandwich

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.

Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

californicated

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.

Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003