welshman

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.

You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

fuckload

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.

That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

laissez-faire

Fr. Either a term meaning a policy of non-interference in economics or meaning an indolent homosexual.

Pierre, an economic adviser to the finance minister was going to propose a laissez-faire approach to the recession but was such a laissez-faire that he never got around to it.

by harry flashman July 08, 2003

tu

An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.

Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

unidimensional

Possessing no values, beliefs or thoughts but one. Singleminded, narrowly focused. A monochromal anti-bodylike personality.

Most elected officials are unidimensional...once elected it's all about getting reelected.

by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003

iaintdunnit

A categorical denial said immediately after the discovery of wrongdoing but before accusations have been made...an admission of guilt.

Everbody knowed Bubba stolt Cooters moonpie as soon as Bubba said, "iaintdunnit".

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

morpho

An evolving mofo.

I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003