Harry flashman's definitions

elf abuse

An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.

Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

bagoong

Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.

Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

criminy

Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"

Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

fuck me now

A cry of despair.

Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

futz

To dawdle or waste time.

Don't futz around. Get back to work.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

religious truth

What one perceives as God's word, which can be different things to people in a group but is known to be absolute fact to each individual.

When someone says they have religious truth remember this saying: "Follow him who seeks the truth; beware of him who has found it."

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

buttlint

n. Something unwanted and of no value to the person receiving it.

That cherried out '85 Yugo my Dad gave me was buttlint....it didn't have a moon roof.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003