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milk the one-eyed aphid 

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs
when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!
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The name of a boy or a girl. Aphiwe's are very nice people who are always smiling and some very shy. If an Aphiwe likes you, you will surely know. They are often with their friends and are very dedicated to sports..

If you have an Aphiwe in your life you are surely blessed.
You are so lucky to have a friend like Aphiwe
Aphiwe by Aphiwe May 30, 2018
Similar to kabe-don, but instead of your arm, you raise your leg above the person’s shoulder and put your foot on the wall by their head. Typically used in a suggestive manner by a woman with flexible and/or thicc legs. Pretty much confined to anime.
I just saw a video of a Yor Forger cosplayer doing ashidon for people for two dollars. God, I wish that were me against that wall.
Ashidon by MaxDucks August 17, 2022

Mina Ashido 

Mina Ashido is an pink alien girl thingy with yellow horny things on her head. She can produce acid from anywhere on her body.
“Hello! I’m Mina Ashido!”-mina
Aphiwe is a really fun person to be with but if she is angry back of and if you start a fight with her you will loose but most of the time Aphiwe is a happy person .

If you have a friend named Aphiwe you are Lucky .
Aphiwe is fun person but can beat someone up .
Aphiwe by A......A.A..A. November 6, 2020

ashidanza 

Ashidanza is most commonly used in the film "The Princes And The Frog " by the character "Prince Naveen". This frase means" Wow" it is a made up Maldonian Language which is based on Italian,French and Latin.
Sophie is performing the WAP Louise excitedly exclaims "Ashidanza,Bravo"
ashidanza by Prince Naveen's BAE October 11, 2020
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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