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milk the one-eyed aphid 

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs
when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!
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The name of a boy or a girl. Aphiwe's are very nice people who are always smiling and some very shy. If an Aphiwe likes you, you will surely know. They are often with their friends and are very dedicated to sports..

If you have an Aphiwe in your life you are surely blessed.
You are so lucky to have a friend like Aphiwe
Aphiwe by Aphiwe May 30, 2018
Similar to kabe-don, but instead of your arm, you raise your leg above the person’s shoulder and put your foot on the wall by their head. Typically used in a suggestive manner by a woman with flexible and/or thicc legs. Pretty much confined to anime.
I just saw a video of a Yor Forger cosplayer doing ashidon for people for two dollars. God, I wish that were me against that wall.
Ashidon by MaxDucks August 17, 2022

Mina Ashido 

Mina Ashido is an pink alien girl thingy with yellow horny things on her head. She can produce acid from anywhere on her body.
“Hello! I’m Mina Ashido!”-mina
Aphiwe is a really fun person to be with but if she is angry back of and if you start a fight with her you will loose but most of the time Aphiwe is a happy person .

If you have a friend named Aphiwe you are Lucky .
Aphiwe is fun person but can beat someone up .
Aphiwe by A......A.A..A. November 6, 2020

ashidanza 

Ashidanza is most commonly used in the film "The Princes And The Frog " by the character "Prince Naveen". This frase means" Wow" it is a made up Maldonian Language which is based on Italian,French and Latin.
Sophie is performing the WAP Louise excitedly exclaims "Ashidanza,Bravo"
ashidanza by Prince Naveen's BAE October 11, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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