Harry flashman's definitions

fob

To ignore rudely.

Don't fob me off when I'm talking to you, pinhead.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

slap out

To be empty or devoid of inventory.

Are you slap out of brains, Bubba, I done told you we're slap out of moon pies?

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

gnude

To look ugly when naked.

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

cockbite

An untrustworthy person.

"Sammy the Bull Gravano is a real cockbite," said the Dapper Don.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

lotto

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

slope

A ratio of distance to rise, a grade or an angle.

We knew Curtis was off his medication when he ordered $500,000 worth of 21"X15" Bitumenous Coated Corregated Metal pipe Mitered End Sections with a 12:1 slope.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

isoholes

A group of people similar to, alike, equal to and identical to assholes.

I visited France once in 1991, it is populated with isoholes.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003