Harry flashman's definitions

shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

stupendous

Colossally inept or stupid.

Bubba, you the most stupendous person I ever known.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

loocid

The illucid vernacular for "loose of" or "lose".

Yerma-Mae told Jolene, "turn loocid that brides bouquet or you gonna loocid them fingers."

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

schlobber

One who schlobs.

Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.

by harry flashman October 11, 2003

ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004

Fists of Fury

1971 Bruce Lee epic motion picture about Kung-Fu and masturbation.

Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Redneck

A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.

Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003