Harry flashman's definitions

twangbang

A country and western shagfest.

Tammy went to Nashville knowing she'd have to twangbang the staff at Horseshoe Records, Inc. in order to have her demo heard.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

blackflagged

To have poisoned insects or critters. Derived from a trademark named insecticide.

Yolanda blackflagged her crabs with lindane.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

BT

Military abbreviation (spoken "BT" or "Bravo Tango") for big tits.

Corporal Bohannon, BT, 12 O'clock, incoming.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

chihuahua

A canine rat.

I offered to take Nadine's chihuahua, Senor Guapo, rabbit hunting. Senor Guapo was destined for a tragic hunting accident.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.

Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

pan handle

Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.

Please don't refer to the Florida panhandle as Baja Alabama.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003