Harry flashman's definitions

Orgasmic

A word that describes something that brings you great joy.

I'm telling you Staff Sargeant Bohannon ain't no more orgasmic job in the Corps than artillery...VT frag over a herd of water buffalo...White Phosphorous on a VC vill....fleshettes nailing a Cong to a Banyan tree. Semper-friggin'-fi!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

heyduke

1.n. A act of revenge or anarchy. Named after George Heyduke, author and anarchist. 2. v. To commit a calculated act of revenge on a deserving mark.

1. I did a heyduke on his car for having a Gore bumper sticker. 2. Some Hillary loving Commie heyduked my Rush Limbaugh decal.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

crapola

Possibly derived from the phrase "doesn't know shit from shinola" wherein shit = crap and shinola morphed into crapola; crapola means crap.

Crapola, my Wasserman test came back positive.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

hunting accident

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.

Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.

Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003