Definitions by Harry Flashman

dick splint 

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

dick splint by harry flashman July 12, 2003

democracy 

Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.

Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.

democracy by harry flashman July 12, 2003

halitosis

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.

halitosis by harry flashman July 11, 2003

fob 

To ignore rudely.

Don't fob me off when I'm talking to you, pinhead.

fob by harry flashman July 11, 2003

adze 

adze is to axe as adds is to asks.

Caint yu adze I axe for tu adze.

adze by harry flashman July 11, 2003

mudshovel 

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

mudshovel by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Maginot Line 

Some place the Germans will revisit the next time they get a weekend barbeque rained out.

Gerta, looks like rain, put the bratwurst away, get the kids in the Benz, we're going frog hunting at the Maginot line.

Maginot Line by harry flashman July 11, 2003