Definitions by Harry Flashman

Spiffed 

To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.

Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?

Spiffed by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Redneck 

A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.

Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.

Redneck by harry flashman July 16, 2003

vienna sausages 

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.

Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.

vienna sausages by harry flashman July 16, 2003

cods

Scrotum and testicles.

Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.

cods by harry flashman July 16, 2003

codded 

Having testicles.

I'll give you $65 for that billy goat, it' the heaviest codded one I have ever seen.

codded by harry flashman July 16, 2003

fuckload 

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.

That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.

fuckload by harry flashman July 16, 2003

morpho

An evolving mofo.

I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.

morpho by harry flashman July 16, 2003