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4chan's iteration of Wikipedia. If you plan to go there to find meme origins, prepare to be told that you are an insignificant piece of space manure that will never amount to anything ever in life and any afterlife that's planned for you. But don't worry, that's how ED treats literally everyone when writing an article. Unless one side is capable of producing more lulz on the internet than the other, it takes none and will berate both of them at its leisure.
by Hardstuck Internet November 4, 2018
Get the Encyclopedia Dramaticamug. Used in 2 prominent ways:
1. Used as japanese slang for "Thank you," as 3 and 9 are "san" and "kyu" respectively.
2. Used to reference Hatsune Miku, as the alternate way of saying 3 and 9 are "mi" and "ku" and thus can be used to reference her.
1. Used as japanese slang for "Thank you," as 3 and 9 are "san" and "kyu" respectively.
2. Used to reference Hatsune Miku, as the alternate way of saying 3 and 9 are "mi" and "ku" and thus can be used to reference her.
"3939."
by Hardstuck Internet August 3, 2019
Get the 39mug. A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.
by Hardstuck Internet November 11, 2022
Get the Lunk Alarmmug. The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.
While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.
While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.
Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.
by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015
Get the competitive meleemug. The elimination zone for BFB, dubbed Eternal Algebra Class Withfour. The Exitors, which are the classification for the eliminated contestants, are subject to Algebra questions that mostly involve subtraction by 1 exercises, graphing the y-axis, and overall worshipping Four, the all-powerful host for BFB.
by Hardstuck Internet January 7, 2019
Get the E.X.I.T.mug. The man responsible for probably the only meme from Spy Kids that ever made it out of the Spy Kids orbit.
by Hardstuck Internet July 30, 2016
Get the Dinky Winksmug. A bestselling author with a slew of novels known for their realism like Rainbow Six.
His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
by Hardstuck Internet October 29, 2017
Get the Tom Clancymug.