Hardstuck Internet's definitions

Lunk Alarm

A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.

*drops a weight accidentally*
Lunk Alarm: WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 *begins the siren*

by Hardstuck Internet November 11, 2022

competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

BrickyOrchid8

A League of Legends YouTuber famous for his "So You Want to Main" series, which is practically just another "Actual Champion Spotlight" series, popularized by MagikarpUsedFly

A meme of his was with his sponsorship for Lootcrate, where he plugged his link and his promo code in even his unboxings.

go to lootcrate.com/bricky and use the promo code "bricky" to get 10% your order
- BrickyOrchid8

by Hardstuck Internet October 21, 2018

Bone apple tea

The ghetto pronunciation of bon appetit. This specifically revealed the bigger issue on social media where people instead used smaller words to lazily pronounce the word they're looking for, spawning the subreddit r/boneappletea.

Got myself some chicken permission tonight... Bone apple tea!

by Hardstuck Internet October 23, 2018

Lux

Unbridled light magic trapped in the body of a younger sister of the Crownguard family. Perfect for someone born into a nation that absolutely hates magic. Her main goal in life is to explore the world beyond Demacian territory.

In League of Legends, don't be hit by her Q unless you want to be turned into crispy chicken by her ultimate, or ash if she's completed her build.

"Stay positive!" - Lux, whilst her ADC is AFK after feeding first blood.

by Hardstuck Internet October 21, 2018

gary

A name. Specifically a name for one of Superman (2025)'s robots. Better than Four.

"Maybe one day you'll give me a name."
"Four's a name."
"Gary's a name, too."

by Hardstuck Internet August 24, 2025

Kayn

A Noxian child soldier raised by Zed to become a fearsome assassin. Currently wields the Darkin weapon Rhaast, which seeks to attain a body after being sealed into a scythe. His goals are to prove that he is superior to Zed by destroying Rhaast within.

If you find someone who plays League of Legends at a Hot Topic, there's a high chance that they main Kayn.

Kayn can also walk through walls and get inside people, ripping them open upon exit.

by Hardstuck Internet May 27, 2019