Every time Sam receives an autocorrected and jumbled text from his friends, his illygibbophobia kicks in and he starts feeling extremely anxious until he's able to decipher their message.
by HappyCleaner82 June 05, 2023
The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.
by HappyCleaner82 June 05, 2023
A mythical figure colloquially known in the airline industry believed to miraculously 'heal' passengers who request wheelchairs or any other form of mobility assistance at their point of departure but mysteriously no longer need it upon their arrival. The sudden recovery is often attributed to the miraculous intervention of 'Jetway Jesus'. The term reflects the cynical humor often employed by airline employees due to the perceived misuse of accessibility services by able-bodied passengers.
After helping a passenger in a wheelchair onto the plane, I was surprised to see her walk off unassisted at the destination. Looks like we've had another visit from Jetway Jesus.
by HappyCleaner82 November 22, 2023
A gentle, floral breeze that fills the air with the delightful, natural scent of blossoming flowers.
As she walked through the botanical gardens, Emma closed her eyes and inhaled deeply, intoxicated by the soothing florimel that surrounded her.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
At the family dinner, Timmy tried to suppress a laugh when Grandpa accidentally let out a very loud glarpsnargle while sipping soda.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
A term used in online communities to humorously describe someone with a chaotic and unpredictable sexual orientation, often so complex and unique, it challenges all known categories and concepts. It is typically used in jest based on the nonsensical and unreadable nature of the word.
Friend 1: "Man, I have tried every label under the sun, but nothing seems to accurately describe my sexual orientation."
Friend 2: "Sounds like you might be heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual, mate. Just too unique to be categorized."
Friend 2: "Sounds like you might be heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual, mate. Just too unique to be categorized."
by HappyCleaner82 October 25, 2023
A seemingly innocent piece of information, fact, reference or link that someone shares with you, only for you to discover that it's something you absolutely despise or find intensely annoying. Often, negareferences are potentially internet bait-and-switch schemes, like the infamous Rick Roll or The Game, or even irritating memes like Loss.
Even though they're meant to be harmless fun, they're so omnipresent and overused online that knowing them or falling for them could make you wish for a memory reset button. Circulating predominantly in online communities, negareferences are a modern, digital-age equivalent of a persisting bad joke.
Even though they're meant to be harmless fun, they're so omnipresent and overused online that knowing them or falling for them could make you wish for a memory reset button. Circulating predominantly in online communities, negareferences are a modern, digital-age equivalent of a persisting bad joke.
I was so excited when my friend sent me a link to a 'hot new band's music video'. Turned out, it was a negareference, and I got Rick Rolled.
by HappyCleaner82 October 16, 2023