The art of using social media to brag about outdoor adventures you never actually went on. A combination of "um" (hesitation) and "kayak" (because it sounds outdoorsy).
Can be used as a verb (to umiaq) or a noun (an umiaq post).
Can be used as a verb (to umiaq) or a noun (an umiaq post).
Sophie: "Check out my Insta! I'm totally crushing this mountain climb!"
Jake: "Dude, you're umiaqqing again. That's clearly the rock wall at Planet Fitness."
Jake: "Dude, you're umiaqqing again. That's clearly the rock wall at Planet Fitness."
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Fiction Fight 2 is the peak of fighting games! All the characters have amazing artwork and intelligent AI to fight against. I can’t wait for tournaments to be held!
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After spending a week on a tropical getaway, Karen came back sporting a Proper Brown, making all her coworkers jealous of her sun-kissed glow.
"Wow, Sarah, you've achieved a Proper Brown after spending all day at the beach!"
"Thanks, I feel so bronzed and fabulous!"
"Wow, Sarah, you've achieved a Proper Brown after spending all day at the beach!"
"Thanks, I feel so bronzed and fabulous!"
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After a long hike, Sarah noticed several brudges wedged in the treads of her boots, so she tapped them together to dislodge the stubborn bits.
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In competitive scrabble, it’s a word that also doubles as an acronym for “U might initiate a call”, for strong scrabble players to flex word knowledge of all things on regular people with lives, anticipating that they’ll call that the word is bullshit because no one uses it in a conversation and then lose their turn as a result.
In competitive scrabble, it’s a word that also doubles as an acronym for “U might initiate a call”, for strong scrabble players to flex word knowledge of all things on regular people with lives, anticipating that they’ll call that the word is bullshit because no one uses it in a conversation and then lose their turn as a result.
“I play UMIAC for 10 points!”
“What? That’s not even a real word! I call.”
“You fool, I knew you would initiate a challenge, not only is this a word, it’s slang for “U might initiate a call.”
“Omfg dude get a job no one uses these words in actual conversations, can’t you play something for fun ONE TIME?!”
“What? That’s not even a real word! I call.”
“You fool, I knew you would initiate a challenge, not only is this a word, it’s slang for “U might initiate a call.”
“Omfg dude get a job no one uses these words in actual conversations, can’t you play something for fun ONE TIME?!”
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