When a group of people unleash a forceful combination of farts, creating a hazardous and overwhelming atmosphere that leaves bystanders gasping for fresh air.
Dude, we should've never had that bean burrito eating contest in the car. It was a total fartnado in there, and everyone was freaking out!
by HappyCleaner82 June 05, 2023
The aggressive dance performed by an exceptionally sweaty individual, often resembling a drunken crab on fire, that results in unintended body contact with innocent bystanders, leaving them traumatized and with the desperate urge to sanitize themselves.
At the party last night, Dave got outrageously wasted and pulled out his infamous sawalich routine, miraculously managing to clear not only the center of the dancefloor, but to also convince everyone to reconsider their friendships with him.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
by HappyCleaner82 March 18, 2025
The pungent stench that fills the room when an especially odorous fart undergoes a merger with poorly timed belch, creating a vile dismaying cacophony of smells that makes bystanders wonder about one's childhood diet and questionable hygiene choices.
Joe unleashed a 🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹 at Thanksgiving dinner, causing Grandma Mildred to wrinkle her nose in disgust and whispering among the family about that time he ate three-day-old sushi during spring break.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
A term used in online communities to humorously describe someone with a chaotic and unpredictable sexual orientation, often so complex and unique, it challenges all known categories and concepts. It is typically used in jest based on the nonsensical and unreadable nature of the word.
Friend 1: "Man, I have tried every label under the sun, but nothing seems to accurately describe my sexual orientation."
Friend 2: "Sounds like you might be heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual, mate. Just too unique to be categorized."
Friend 2: "Sounds like you might be heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual, mate. Just too unique to be categorized."
by HappyCleaner82 October 25, 2023
At the family dinner, Timmy tried to suppress a laugh when Grandpa accidentally let out a very loud glarpsnargle while sipping soda.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
"Hold Your Zebra, Karen!"
A funny way to both confuse and infuriate Karens, by presenting them with an acronym that they won't understand. The meaning is to tell them to calm down, but people who use the term intend on causing further escalation.
A funny way to both confuse and infuriate Karens, by presenting them with an acronym that they won't understand. The meaning is to tell them to calm down, but people who use the term intend on causing further escalation.
by HappyCleaner82 August 08, 2024