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Goombutt 

A butt with a shape similar to that of a Goomba, the brown, mushroom-like enemy from the Super Mario video game franchise. Like a trapezoid with rounded corners, the butt is wider at the bottom than the top and horizontally flat across the lower edge. In form fitting pants, rather than looking like a pair of melons, the goombutt looks more like an underfilled water balloon sitting on a table.
I thought she looked good, but then she turned around and saw that she's got a goombutt. That chick needs to get her ass to the gym.
Goombutt by 0peny0ureyes June 7, 2019
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A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.
I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.
goobutt by jvero-b November 20, 2004

goofbutt 

One of innumerable terms given to marijuana in the '70's by older stoners. I met a 'Frieda' in Maine once who used this.
"You guys smokin some of that there goofbutt?"
goofbutt by forcryeeye! February 5, 2010

godofbutton 

yo mama
godofbutton after having gay sex with homer simpson for 2 hours
godofbutton by yo mama 0 November 30, 2020

Goodbutt 

A cigarette butt found in ash trays and sidewalks that can be smoked when money and cigarettes run out. Typically good for one or two hits before you start burning your lips.
"I'm ready to smoke a Goodbutt tonight."

"Grab me one of them Goodbutts."
Goodbutt by newxdayxkickingx June 17, 2009

goofbumps 

(Christoph Jacob)
"when you or say something so embarrassing it gives you goosebumps"
I can't believe I died to that explosher! Man, its giving me goofbumps.
goofbumps by AAH-- May 25, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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