brown eye blue

the discoloration of the bung hole after anal sex

After pumping away in her ass all night, Andrew turned her brown eye blue.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

ardvark

Uncircumcized penis

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip

she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

four knucke shuffle

jerkin off

While watching porn, I was doing the "four knuckle shuffle"

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

sexy nurses 2

the pornographic film to which countless self produced loads were generated by my friend Andy

I jerked off to sexy nurses 2 last night.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

seafood taco

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003