lig

a cigarette lighter. usuall u ask for a lig, when u have got a mig(cigarette)

gimme a lig.
can i have a lig for my mig.

by howie November 30, 2003

windmilling

clutching ones flacid penis at the base, and waving it in a similar motion to that of a windmill

howard was windmilling bolder at the pub after 8 pints of vodka snakebite, and 8 apple sourz.

by howie December 01, 2003

copsi

Cola + Pepsi = Copsi. Usually meant to describe Cola/Pepsi-ripoffs/wannabes.

Mark: Mom, what kind of Soda is this?
Mom: It's RC Cola.
Mark: Is that some kind of Copsi?

by Howie August 05, 2004

gnfm

GNFM = Got no fucking manual

Usually used to counter RTFM

<Bill> How do I install this game?
<Ted> RTFM!
<Bill> GNFM!

by Howie July 26, 2004

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

mig

a cigaretter, fag,snap or brown

can i have a mig.
i smoked too many migs last night.

by howie November 30, 2003

fankulometru

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.

like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation

by Howie April 20, 2005