18 definition by HOWIE

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.
like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation
by Howie April 20, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a fankulometru mug!
a cigarette lighter. usuall u ask for a lig, when u have got a mig(cigarette)
gimme a lig.
can i have a lig for my mig.
by howie November 30, 2003

Mug icon
Buy a lig mug!
placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.
by howie December 01, 2003

Mug icon
Buy a feeding the pont mug!
A type of elite heavy European cavalry who carried the Cuirass ( A type of sword )and often wore breast plates. Often looked down on firearms as weapons of the infantry preferring to use their swords in combat.
Napoleon's Cuirassiers kicked ass in the Austrian campaign of 1809
by Howie February 25, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a cuirassier mug!
Norwegian slang for "dick", usually meant for smaller "versions".
You have a small pikk.
by Howie August 05, 2004

Mug icon
Buy a pikk mug!
See AWP. It's the same thing.
"Stop using the AWM, it's a weapon for newbies!"
by Howie February 07, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a AWM mug!
a cigaretter, fag,snap or brown
can i have a mig.
i smoked too many migs last night.
by howie November 30, 2003

Mug icon
Buy a mig mug!