HOWIE's definitions

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

gnfm

GNFM = Got no fucking manual

Usually used to counter RTFM

<Bill> How do I install this game?
<Ted> RTFM!
<Bill> GNFM!

by Howie July 26, 2004

windmilling

clutching ones flacid penis at the base, and waving it in a similar motion to that of a windmill

howard was windmilling bolder at the pub after 8 pints of vodka snakebite, and 8 apple sourz.

by howie December 1, 2003

dusml

dusml, also known as do you see me laughing is usually used when another is laughing. Asking this question gives the one laughing an urge to stop laughing, but laughs all the more trying to stop. dusml is used as a tool to make a fool out of one that laughs

me:vince ur mom was great
vince:HAHA
me:dusml
vince:*tries to hold it in* no..
vince: HAHAHAH

by howie April 26, 2004

DeAcH

When you're a "DeAcH", you're a cheater in Call of Duty.

TlOSgt. Pølse: /set aimheads
YrLSgt. Tiss: DAMNED DeAcH!

by Howie March 16, 2004

copsi

Cola + Pepsi = Copsi. Usually meant to describe Cola/Pepsi-ripoffs/wannabes.

Mark: Mom, what kind of Soda is this?
Mom: It's RC Cola.
Mark: Is that some kind of Copsi?

by Howie August 5, 2004

lig

a cigarette lighter. usuall u ask for a lig, when u have got a mig(cigarette)

gimme a lig.
can i have a lig for my mig.

by howie November 30, 2003