Gumba Gumba's definitions

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

nhs

The National Health Service

A system operating in the UK whereby ta payers contribute towards the health care of all, including foreigners and everyone who happens to be in the UK at the time of them needing treatment.

If you had voted for Churchill in 1945, and not that Labour dick Clement Atlee, we wouldn't have this expensive service; which is a boon only to those who abuse it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

nagga

Northern-Irish pronounciation of nigger

Lark at thays naggas carmen othur fraam angland.

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

sn

"screen name"

The alias used on screen, whether the screen is the silver screen or a pc screen.

Muarice Micklewhite goes by the screen name of Michael Caine.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

cable spaghetti

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.

There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

analfaggot

(n.) A pretty redundant insult, since faggotry implies anal sex.

Ye, sir hesh, analfaggot, and faggotry of the highest order. Aye, ya bumfluffa...

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

whoremanizer

A form of womanizer that only goes for the easy lays, or hire prostitiutes and gives them funny money or makes off with the payment after sex.

You're lecherous, but not entirely a womanizer. You sir, are a whoremanizer.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004