When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
by GullibleZine March 29, 2009
"What did you grab for lunch, Mikey P.?"
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."
by GullibleZine August 22, 2007
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by GullibleZine August 08, 2006
The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.
It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.
by GullibleZine August 31, 2007
A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.
"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
by GullibleZine June 26, 2008
A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
by GullibleZine October 13, 2006