blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
by gulliblezine February 05, 2009
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Sexistential Angst

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.
"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."
by GullibleZine March 06, 2007
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omen fart

a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.
i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.
by gulliblezine February 05, 2009
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Swobe

Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.
I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!
by GullibleZine August 21, 2007
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Spock Rocker

Oft-associated with the emo and screamo scenes.

A punk/indie musician or fan whose fashion sense makes them look like Star Trek Vulcan, Dr. Spock. Spock Rockers often have pasty skin, and favor undersized shirts, highwater pants, clunky, dark shoes, and a helmet of dyed black hair.

Some Spock-Rockers prefer shotgun blast hairstyles, gelling their hair into forms of bedhead that look like the exit wounds of, well, a shotgun blast.

The Spock Rock look reached its peak of popularity in the late '90s with teens and young adults who were fans of bands like The Locust, websites like MakeoutClub.com, and gatherings such as hardcore festivals.
There were all these Spock Rockers at the show at the Che in San Diego.

Pokez has a virtual Spock Rock wall of fame near the register.

Is Greg on Vivalavinyl again? He's such a Spock Rocker!
by GullibleZine August 14, 2006
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ghetto matching

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.
Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!
by GullibleZine January 08, 2007
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Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."
by GullibleZine September 01, 2006
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