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Quote Criminal

A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."

"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
by GullibleZine October 16, 2006
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Hood Vision

When you can't fathom the idea of a world existing outside of your neighborhood. A small town mentality in the middle of a city.
Motherfucker's got a case of hood vision and can't imagine coming *all the way* to Jackson Ward from Oregon Hill.

People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.
by GullibleZine August 31, 2006
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Daisy Dudes

Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.
H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!
by GullibleZine August 18, 2007
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Hood Hang

A Chinese restaurant in the hood. Often serves popular local ethnic food, too, like hot wings in Atlanta, and plantains in Brooklyn.
I hit the hood hang on the way home from the train and got a quarter chicken and some shrimp fried rice.
by GullibleZine April 28, 2007
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Spock Rocker

Oft-associated with the emo and screamo scenes.

A punk/indie musician or fan whose fashion sense makes them look like Star Trek Vulcan, Dr. Spock. Spock Rockers often have pasty skin, and favor undersized shirts, highwater pants, clunky, dark shoes, and a helmet of dyed black hair.

Some Spock-Rockers prefer shotgun blast hairstyles, gelling their hair into forms of bedhead that look like the exit wounds of, well, a shotgun blast.

The Spock Rock look reached its peak of popularity in the late '90s with teens and young adults who were fans of bands like The Locust, websites like MakeoutClub.com, and gatherings such as hardcore festivals.
There were all these Spock Rockers at the show at the Che in San Diego.

Pokez has a virtual Spock Rock wall of fame near the register.

Is Greg on Vivalavinyl again? He's such a Spock Rocker!
by GullibleZine August 14, 2006
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ghetto matching

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.
Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!
by GullibleZine January 10, 2007
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Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."
by GullibleZine September 3, 2006
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