39 definitions by GullibleZine

Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.
Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.
by GullibleZine August 29, 2008
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Originally, a Bama was a southerner (from Alabama, for instance) trying to blend in up north, but was so obviously country that it didn't work.
Now it's more general and just means something funny-looking, unsophisticated or country as hell.
"Why is dude still wearing BUM Equipment? That's some Bama shit!"
by GullibleZine December 7, 2005
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Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...
I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!
by GullibleZine August 27, 2006
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A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."
by GullibleZine September 1, 2006
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Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.
"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"
by GullibleZine May 1, 2006
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A Chinese restaurant in the hood. Often serves popular local ethnic food, too, like hot wings in Atlanta, and plantains in Brooklyn.
I hit the hood hang on the way home from the train and got a quarter chicken and some shrimp fried rice.
by GullibleZine April 20, 2007
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A dressed-down preppy who is still wearing fancy clothes. Like if they were going out in their boat, and were scared that the surf would be rough and get them all wet, so they wore Topsiders, khaki shorts, and a t-shirt from a 10K race from eight years ago.
Definitely a WASPy Dad look.
His Dad was kickin' it boat casual on the back deck by the grill, getting barbecue sauce on that old pair of Dockers shorts that he wears whenever he does yardwork.
by GullibleZine September 9, 2006
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