by GullibleZine August 09, 2006
Get the air ratmug. A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
by GullibleZine October 16, 2006
Get the Quote Criminalmug. A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.
"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
by GullibleZine June 28, 2008
Get the williamsbeardmug. Man, I spilled my popcorn in front of the park bench, and all of these goddamned sky rats swooped on in!
by GullibleZine August 05, 2006
Get the Sky Ratmug. by GullibleZine January 10, 2007
Get the ghetto matchingmug. When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
by GullibleZine February 22, 2009
Get the Cincinnati Splittermug. "What did you grab for lunch, Mikey P.?"
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."
by GullibleZine August 27, 2007
Get the Yoojmug.