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blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
by gulliblezine February 5, 2009
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Swobe

Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.
I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!
by GullibleZine August 27, 2007
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williamsbeard

A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.
"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."

"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."

"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
by GullibleZine June 28, 2008
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Slut-Butt

A cigarette butt, often a Marlboro Light, with lipstick on the filter.
I knew Deirdre had been over because there were a bunch of nasty-ass slut-butts in the ashtray.
by GullibleZine August 17, 2007
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Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.
by GullibleZine February 22, 2009
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Sky Rat

Man, I spilled my popcorn in front of the park bench, and all of these goddamned sky rats swooped on in!
by GullibleZine August 5, 2006
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Yooj

Short for "usual." Pronounced like the first syllable of "usual."
"What did you grab for lunch, Mikey P.?"
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."
by GullibleZine August 27, 2007
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