Bama

Originally, a Bama was a southerner (from Alabama, for instance) trying to blend in up north, but was so obviously country that it didn't work.
Now it's more general and just means something funny-looking, unsophisticated or country as hell.

"Why is dude still wearing BUM Equipment? That's some Bama shit!"

by GullibleZine December 07, 2005

Fuck Taylors

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!

by GullibleZine August 27, 2006

Lowded

Also "Louded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.

We left after one drink, the bar was too lowded.

by GullibleZine February 18, 2007

e-lebrity

An internet celebrity. Someone who is famous for what they do online (blog, for instance).

My blog got 95 views today. I'm a total e-lebrity! LOLZ.

by GullibleZine May 03, 2007

muffet

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."

The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.

by gulliblezine February 24, 2008

Sexistential Angst

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.

"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."

by GullibleZine March 06, 2007

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 05, 2009