Guillermo's definitions

S'coopy

A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.

Yo, Lupe, don't bother with that S'coopy. He's waiting for Chad to finish the job.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

by Guillermo January 22, 2004

goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.

I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

clohica

The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.

After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

okoge

Japanese term for a "fag hag," a woman who prefers the company of gay men.

I went to see GODZILLA and that okoge, Tamiko, was there with all her gay friends. She'll never get married if she always with them.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

teflon bobo

One who is without responsibility or accountability; nothing sticks to him; also one who is marked with perpetual good fortune.

Juan went to buy a sheet cake at Costco and found one in the parking lot. Who else does that happen to? He took it that party without a care in the world. He's such as teflon bobo.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003