Guillermo's definitions

fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.

He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.

by Guillermo July 2, 2006

okoge

Japanese term for a "fag hag," a woman who prefers the company of gay men.

I went to see GODZILLA and that okoge, Tamiko, was there with all her gay friends. She'll never get married if she always with them.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.

I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

cuntburger

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

S'coopy

A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.

Yo, Lupe, don't bother with that S'coopy. He's waiting for Chad to finish the job.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003