To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.
Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.
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Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.
I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.
Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.
Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!
The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.
After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.
One who is without responsibility or accountability; nothing sticks to him; also one who is marked with perpetual good fortune.
Juan went to buy a sheet cake at Costco and found one in the parking lot. Who else does that happen to? He took it that party without a care in the world. He's such as teflon bobo.
an amazing awesome girl with tons of looks and charm.
dom the phenom is practically perfect in every way
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An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.
I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?
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