Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003

fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

by Guillermo April 01, 2004

princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.

He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.

by Guillermo July 02, 2006

teflon bobo

One who is without responsibility or accountability; nothing sticks to him; also one who is marked with perpetual good fortune.

Juan went to buy a sheet cake at Costco and found one in the parking lot. Who else does that happen to? He took it that party without a care in the world. He's such as teflon bobo.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

Miss Tea Cups

An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.

Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004