20 definition by Guillermo

An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.
Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.
by Guillermo March 31, 2004

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One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.
She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.
by Guillermo April 01, 2004

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A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).
The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.
by Guillermo April 01, 2004

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To "do," as in fornicate.
"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"
by Guillermo August 25, 2003

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The act of pushing down on the head of one who is performing an act of oral sex.
He seemed a little shy at first, but with some nerfing he took it all!
by Guillermo August 25, 2003

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A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.
Yo, Lupe, don't bother with that S'coopy. He's waiting for Chad to finish the job.
by Guillermo March 31, 2004

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