Definitions by Guillermo

cutting trophies 

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

cutting trophies by Guillermo August 27, 2003

Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

Ring Pirate by Guillermo August 25, 2003

pig bottom 

One who will do anything to be anally penetrated---repeatedly.

Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.

pig bottom by Guillermo August 25, 2003

diddle

To "do," as in fornicate.

"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"

diddle by Guillermo August 25, 2003

landing strip 

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.

I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.

landing strip by Guillermo August 25, 2003

nerfing 

The act of pushing down on the head of one who is performing an act of oral sex.

He seemed a little shy at first, but with some nerfing he took it all!

nerfing by Guillermo August 25, 2003