Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.
Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!
by Guillermo January 22, 2004
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bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.
I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.
by Guillermo August 29, 2003
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teflon bobo

One who is without responsibility or accountability; nothing sticks to him; also one who is marked with perpetual good fortune.
Juan went to buy a sheet cake at Costco and found one in the parking lot. Who else does that happen to? He took it that party without a care in the world. He's such as teflon bobo.
by Guillermo August 28, 2003
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fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.
She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.
by Guillermo April 01, 2004
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landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.
I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
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nerfing

The act of pushing down on the head of one who is performing an act of oral sex.
He seemed a little shy at first, but with some nerfing he took it all!
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
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