Guillermo's definitions

clohica

The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.

After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

okoge

Japanese term for a "fag hag," a woman who prefers the company of gay men.

I went to see GODZILLA and that okoge, Tamiko, was there with all her gay friends. She'll never get married if she always with them.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

cuntburger

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

by Guillermo January 22, 2004

nerfing

The act of pushing down on the head of one who is performing an act of oral sex.

He seemed a little shy at first, but with some nerfing he took it all!

by Guillermo August 25, 2003