An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.
I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?
by Guillermo April 01, 2004
I went to see GODZILLA and that okoge, Tamiko, was there with all her gay friends. She'll never get married if she always with them.
by Guillermo August 28, 2003
A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).
The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.
by Guillermo April 01, 2004
The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.
After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.
by Guillermo August 28, 2003
Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
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A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.
by Guillermo March 31, 2004