decraniate 

To remove one's head from one's body.

I would love to get a bunch of child molesters, line them up, load up my Mosin-Nagant 7.62x54r, and decraniate all of them. Oh, the sweet pleasure!

decraniate by Greyborzoi May 5, 2009

Decrapitate 

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

Decrapitate by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

Decrapitated 

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

Decrapitated by Broham64 December 14, 2021

decrapitated 

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.

I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.

decrapitated by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

decrapitate 

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".

If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.

decrapitate by enzo_gee August 19, 2007

decrapitate 

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.

that old house is all decrapitated from the weather

decrapitate by christian May 13, 2005

decrapitated 

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation

He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.

decrapitated by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009